Wayne Ahlquist's Acme Triumph


A "pre-unit Triumph" is one whose engine and transmission are separate mechanical assemblies, connected by a primary drive similar to those found on the Harley-Davidson motors born roughly a half century before them. This "unit Triumph" is discernable from its older English brothers by virtue of a bottom end that houses the crankshaft and the tranmission in the same two-piece alloy housing. The look is more compact, like the engine in your old man's '77 Yamaha TT500, or perhaps the XR75 you rode as a kid.

All of the above is everything I know about this and practically every other Triumph chopper on the road today. It's not much, but I don't pretend to be an expert. I do like women, however, and I know a couple who would get pudding in their pants if I hauled their bony ass to the Olive Garden on this tidy British vixen.

This speedy little Triumph was built by Wayne Ahlquist. It is painted light blue, like the color of Viagra. And just like the little pill, this sexy blue number gives everyone who sees it a four-hour boner. If yours lasts longer than that, please consult a physician. ChopCult can not be held responsible for negative side effects.


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Commented on 7-19-2010 At 03:41 pm

Ummm...That's a boy bike, Dude, you're gay for motorcycles.

Commented on 7-21-2010 At 04:11 am

awesome machine!
nice paint job!
go for narrow bikes!

Commented on 7-21-2010 At 07:11 am

That is an awesome Trump for sure!!! Great right up too! I needed a good laugh this morning.

Commented on 7-21-2010 At 11:32 am

sweet! that's a sharp one,but i'd hate keeping it clean!

Commented on 7-21-2010 At 11:34 am

Very nice!

39MM front end with spool is still my fav. Narrow, Clean, and simple!

Commented on 7-21-2010 At 12:52 pm

Classy and clean, like my women...

Commented on 7-21-2010 At 01:49 pm

This bike's paint makes it appear so clean; we could learn from this, only put two main colors on your tins. Awesome job!

Commented on 7-21-2010 At 04:48 pm

super clean little scooter

Commented on 7-22-2010 At 02:38 am

nice clean scoot, the light blue tin and the light brown leather seat fit perfectly together

Commented on 7-22-2010 At 06:35 pm

Remember waking up next to that bike the morning before the Greasebag...

didn't say nothing about me calling it sweet tits either...

Commented on 7-22-2010 At 10:45 pm

Damn... that's a Hot bike!

Commented on 7-23-2010 At 08:57 am

Nice, I want one!

Commented on 7-25-2010 At 05:58 am

dig that oil tank, and the rest is pretty badass too

Commented on 7-26-2010 At 03:12 pm

Very cool Trump. I love 650's and own acouple myself. You banged the nail on the noggin by keeing it clean and simple and not Harleyidizing it. Again, very nice bike.

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