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10-27-2015 #101
The logo has a photo of Francisco Franco from Spain...a white European.
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10-27-2015 #102Senior Member
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And next you're gonna tell me Jesus isn't white
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Jesus Gonzalez, my dad's gardener?
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is this the part where I have to remind you all that spanish is the white man's language?
viva la cantina
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¡You Quiero taco bell
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Seems that the Bible got creation all wrong ... it was actually Eve
that God created first. After three weeks in the garden, God came to
visit.
"How's it going, Eve?" he asked. "It is all so beautiful God - the
sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the grandeur ...
just so wonderful, but I have these three breasts of mine. The middle
one pushes out the other two and I am constantly catching them on
branches and it is basically a nuisance!" reported Eve.
God replied, "Well, that's a good point, but hey, it was my first
shot at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just
figured half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right
away!"
So God reached down and ripped that middle breast right out of
there and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, how is my favourite creation?" he asked. "Just fantastic!"
she replied. "But for one small oversight on your part. You see, all
the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, and the cow has her
bull, all the animals have a mate except for me, and I feel very alone
here."
"Oh my! You're so right! How could I have overlooked this! You do
Need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you!
"Now, let's see...Where did I leave that useless boob?"
Last edited by Dragstews; 10-27-2015 at 6:23 PM.
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I'd not looked at the logo, and while Franco saved Spain from Bolshevism, wisely avoided WWII, and kept on the Western side during the Cold War he has nothing to do with chobbers.
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Not all that sure about that.... Eve has a diff. story....
Seems that the Bible got creation all wrong ... it was actually Eve
that God created first. After three weeks in the garden, God came to
visit.
"How's it going, Eve?" he asked. "It is all so beautiful God - the
sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the grandeur ...
just so wonderful, but I have these three breasts of mine. The middle
one pushes out the other two and I am constantly catching them on
branches and it is basically a nuisance!" reported Eve.
God replied, "Well, that's a good point, but hey, it was my first
shot at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just
figured half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right
away!"
So God reached down and ripped that middle breast right out of
there and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, how is my favourite creation?" he asked. "Just fantastic!"
she replied. "But for one small oversight on your part. You see, all
the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, and the cow has her
bull, all the animals have a mate except for me, and I feel very alone
here."
"Oh my! You're so right! How could I have overlooked this! You do
Need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you!
"Now, let's see...Where did I leave that useless boob?"
#vivalacantina
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Thanks.....
(If I get a choice, I want to be the one in the middle....)
Just think how much fun two are.... Throw in one more and double the pleasure....
(And God does screw up every now and again, take a gander at the platypus..)
......... (Wonder how many tits are on that critter..??) .........Last edited by Dragstews; 10-28-2015 at 11:18 AM.
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#Follar mi cabra
#mi primo se trago` las hamburguesa sin saborearlaLast edited by OleDirtyDoc; 10-27-2015 at 11:05 PM.
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The thread title said it all.
Cheap talk
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I haven't heard shit on this in a while.
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Rome wasn't built in a day.
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the older heads that actually decided not to just talk are moving along more on ig right now than anything. they have definitely given up on this place more than not. have you not noticed the slack in the jp, everybody knows the new guys dont like the jp and think its a waste of bandwidth.
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Viva la cantina
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