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    Default Favorite one liners from the movies???

    Was reading the wise ass remarks and best fight scene threads and got to thinking that there are some movies with great one liners in them and thought I would start a thread to see what some of your favorites out there are. A couple of them to start off: From They Live- "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of Bubble Gum." Also, how many of us when we're having a completely fucked day haven't quoted Lloyd Bridges from Airplane (a movie filled with great lines) "I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

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    It's not from a film, but one of my favorite lines to deliver when somebody has just walked into the room is, "...okay, so there I was, balls deep in a puddin' cup, right?"

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    "These are not the droids you are looking for"

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    "Yippee-Kye-Ay, Motherfucker!"

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    Outlaw Josey Wales: "Dying ain't much of a living, boy"

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    Josey Wales has a fabulous amount of good lines; how bout "Buzzards have to eat. same as the worms"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSheds View Post
    Josey Wales has a fabulous amount of good lines; how bout "Buzzards have to eat. same as the worms"
    That is a fact. My favorite Eastwood western.

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    The only one-liner worth mentioning happened when Princess Leia said to Captain Han Solo, "I love you."

    Then, like the thug life master he is, he replied, "I know."


    Right before being frozen in carbonite!!! All other one-liners rank below this.

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    "What we have here is a failure to communicate" Cool hand Luke

    "My handle is Smokey Bear and I'm tail grabbing your ass right now!" Smokey and the Bandit

    "Go ahead make my day" Dirty Harry

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    "Utah, get me two"

    Point Break

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLO View Post
    "Utah, get me two"

    Point Break
    YES!

    "Ahh I split my wrist, look at the blood." - Silence of the Lambs

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRFyou View Post
    The only one-liner worth mentioning happened when Princess Leia said to Captain Han Solo, "I love you."

    Then, like the thug life master he is, he replied, "I know."


    Right before being frozen in carbonite!!! All other one-liners rank below this.
    Agreed!
    The Devil's Rejects
    Otis: I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel.

    Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
    Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.

    Marlboro: Harley, if you were shootin' for shit you wouldn't get a whiff!
    Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your dick.

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    Gran Torino is one of my favorites too
    This is dedicated to CRFyou
    Walt Kowalski: I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags.
    Walt : What are you spooks doing?

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    Last one
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    Sean Connery (Mason)
    "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

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    You know, you look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.
    -They live.

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    How can You trust a Man who wears both belt and suspenders?.... Man can't even trust His own pants.

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    "Make it three yards motherfucker, and we'll have an automobile race"
    Two lane blacktop.

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    From"71"film about the irish troubles in th seventies."posh cunts,tellin thick cunts,to kill poor cunts"

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    " got to introduce mr. thick dick to mr . urinal cake"
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