Fucking Friends With Cancer...Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Rode to Born Free

[MadRiverMoCo]

Let's get back to this though, shall we?

For the record we do not know the whole story on what exactly happened between Dustin, Nate, & the fundraiser. Please refrain from dragging our name.

1.) Dustin does not and has never worked for the magazine.

Do you think we are all that fucking stupid?

[CRFyou]

I have a 78 shovelhead with a chromed out 2 over wide glide a foot clutch hand shift etc. etc. etc. YOU'VE HEARD ME SAY IT A MILLION TIMES, BRANDEN.


... I just don't have the time to work on it, between all of my poverty and complaining on the internet. I'm sorry we're all not fortunate enough to get hit by an old rich dude and send lawyers after all his shit. Give me ten grand of your loot and I'll:

1. Build the gnarliest swing arm shovelhead Woodbridge, New Jersey has ever seen.
2. Start a business.
3. Throw a party.
4. NOT buy a pendleton flannel.
5. Pay off my mom's back mortgage on her house.

Come on baby, put your money where my mouth is!

To be fair... My lawyer is retained on contingency and he is only taking 25% if we settle out of court. So sending lawyers on credit/contingency isn't that baller. And I'm kind of stoked I joo'd him to 25%...

There's a literary term derived from a book that fits you perfectly.

You're quixotic. A lot of you recruits may have to look that up... But you're charging at windmills.

Are you familiar with Don Quixote de la Mancha?

If we were in Star Wars, you'd be the perfect Darth Rubman. And I would try to balance you out to no avail. Then you would try and use your laser sword against me. But I maintain the tactical high ground and warn you against it.



***EDIT*** For the record, when I was your age, I didn't have 2 Harley Davidson official motorbikes... I had a 1973 Triumph and a Honda dirtbike.

Kids these days have it so good... they don't even know!

[JockEShift]

Also, which James are we talking about, here?

All this fucking writing you've done since yesterday and I'm still waiting for an explanation on Tyrone.

[Shovelwitch]

I have a 78 shovelhead with a chromed out 2 over wide glide a foot clutch hand shift etc. etc. etc. YOU'VE HEARD ME SAY IT A MILLION TIMES, BRANDEN.


... I just don't have the time to work on it, between all of my poverty and complaining on the internet. I'm sorry we're all not fortunate enough to get hit by an old rich dude and send lawyers after all his shit. Give me ten grand of your loot and I'll:

1. Build the gnarliest swing arm shovelhead Woodbridge, New Jersey has ever seen.
2. Start a business.
3. Throw a party.
4. NOT buy a pendleton flannel.
5. Pay off my mom's back mortgage on her house.

Come on baby, put your money where my mouth is!

I'm right there with you homie, hustlin and shufflin err day and my bike has had a bunk rear tire for a month now. Wife work(ed), I work, yeah I got kids and a house, our one car is paid off and I bicycle to work(not a fixie ahem). I think what pisses me off is rich fucks pretending to look the dirty blue collar part when you read in magazines somebody else built their shit, I put my valve seats in my heads in my fucking kitchen using my oven and dry ice. I can't afford "survivor" parts, I can't even afford to rattle bomb my shit right now........Some people love the image, the realist fuckers love the bikes. Right now its about the image. I love nothing more than meeting an "untouched" chopper dude, I met a guy banging out gears on a handshift shovel chop the other day who had never heard of most of the above mentioned scenes and gatherings, it was refreshing just to talk to a dude about bikes. Whats funny is you and I are in our twenties and we are pissed. Give us a couple decades we'll both be chilled out ballers on chromed out pans, and the angry kids following us will be calling us sell out fucks. The part that really blows my mind about this is how people try to make their old bikes look shitty as fuck, I guess that works out in my favor for now.

[Rubman]

For the record, your shovel is one of my favorite bikes ever. straight the fuck up. always has been.

[Rubman]

All this fucking writing you've done since yesterday and I'm still waiting for an explanation on Tyrone.

Mother fucker has a million instagram followers but doesn't know how to google "I'M TYRONE AND I'M HERE TO FUCK SOMEBODY'S WIFE!"

[Shovelwitch]

To be fair... My lawyer is retained on contingency and he is only taking 25% if we settle out of court. So sending lawyers on credit/contingency isn't that baller. And I'm kind of stoked I joo'd him to 25%...

There's a literary term derived from a book that fits you perfectly.

You're quixotic. A lot of you recruits may have to look that up... But you're charging at windmills.

Are you familiar with Don Quixote de la Mancha?

If we were in Star Wars, you'd be the perfect Darth Rubman. And I would try to balance you out to no avail. Then you would try and use your laser sword against me. But I maintain the tactical high ground and warn you against it.



***EDIT*** For the record, when I was your age, I didn't have 2 Harley Davidson official motorbikes... I had a 1973 Triumph and a Honda dirtbike.

Kids these days have it so good... they don't even know!

I rather be Quixotic than a chopper pharisee.

[JockEShift]

Mother fucker has a million instagram followers but doesn't know how to google "I'M TYRONE AND I'M HERE TO FUCK SOMEBODY'S WIFE!

Wait you mean "Jodie" has been fucking renamed into Tyrone? They gave Jodie a fucking nagger name???

[Gimmedanger]

Let's get back to this though, shall we?

Do you think we are all that fucking stupid?

[CRFyou]

I rather be Quixotic than a chopper pharisee.

I can see how I come off that way since I advocate letting all that angst go and just ride your bike with your friends to make your own memories.

You were right about that earlier bit... You and rubman are in your 20's. Plenty of time to wheel and deal your way into shit.
I live in an apartment and have no kids. Ergo, I have more money for bikes. And all my money goes into bikes. They're my rolling bank accounts that accrue value over time.

I've never been the most passive dude. In fact, I have a bit of an anger problem... But this anti-scene shit is done to death and really is only an issue if you make it an issue. I'm not even trying to invalidate your opinions, I'm just saying it really doesn't matter.

It doesn't. But the same forum you use for anger, I try to be a voice of reason. It's balance. No big deal. I really do hope you get that panhead.

[JockEShift]

I wish I could afford a Panhead. I'm still rolling on an old Shovel.

[MedicalCowboy]

So... I just want to make sure I'm getting all of tits correct. I need to get an instagram account, fuck over some friends, have somebody build me bike, then put pictures of me "working" on said bike on instagram, and after all of that buy a flannel shirt, get a subscription to show class magazine, all while growing out my hair to be considered bad ass in the chopper scene. Did I miss anything? One last question... what in the fuck is instagram?

[MadRiverMoCo]

I rather be Quixotic than a chopper pharisee.

those.are.fighting.words

[loddytoddy]

You were right about that earlier bit... You and rubman are in your 20's. Plenty of time to wheel and deal your way into shit.

my twenties were spent raising two kids by myself. so hopefully I can make that up in my 40's now that they are moving out.. one of these days I'll be able to wheel and deal my way into a nice knuck/pan/shove/iron..


anyways.. back to the thread at hand.
so ShowClass didn't show class and lied

[FatChibs]

That settles it, I'm getting a vasectomy

[loddytoddy]

That settles it, I'm getting a vasectomy

best decision I ever made.

[Knuckleduster]

..."Show Class"?, more like "Shit Class" or "No Class"

[MadRiverMoCo]

..."Show Class"?, more like "Shit Class" or "No Class"

I ain't saying one way or another...

Just saying they came in here...said one thing...but flipping one page in their magazine...it said another...

thought that might need some explaining

[Cisco726]

Don't "ha?" me, you bitch! You lack proper grammar!

Huh?
#fuckdatniggadusty

[bonesxl1100]

Rubs

Im going to sturgis this year. And im fucking excited as shit about it.

Why? If you dont know you betta axe somebody