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    How is anal sex like broccoli? if you're forced to have it as a kid you're probably not going to like it as an adult

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    Did you hear that there's a bill in the senate to get rid of all the German Shepherd police dogs nationwide? They wanna switch to using coonhounds because there hasn't been a problem with Germans for years......made me laugh.

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    What's the difference between Hookers and Onions? Hookers won't make you cry when you chop them up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetblack View Post
    What did one tent say to the other tent? Hard to relax when we're two tents.
    did you hear about the orgy at the campground?
    it was fucking in tents.

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    a dude and a chick are on a first date.
    things are going well, they go back to his place.
    they're making out, when the girl says "i'm having a great time, but isn't it a little presumptuous to think you can sleep with me on our 1st date?"
    dude says, "i suppose so... but isn't 'presumptuous' a pretty big word for a 2nd grader?"

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    what's the difference between a 3 ring circus, and a whorehouse?

    a circus is a cunning display of stunts.

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