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    Quote Originally Posted by TheYetti View Post
    If chaps weren't assless they would be called pants....
    This

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    Quote Originally Posted by HedleyLamarr View Post
    only cuz of the diarrhea.....but it was still cool
    Yeah I had read that before and it just makes it even cooler to me that it wasn't in the script and even the other guy played along.

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    They call 'em "Get Back" whips for a reason, Honky Cat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheYetti View Post
    If chaps weren't assless they would be called pants....
    Where I come from, it's cold and EVERYONE wears pants under there chaps, so when I say "assless".... well you figure it out, or am I missing out on a warmer climate thing?

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    ya know ,,you could wreck a guy, by throwing it in his rear wheel spokes while running ,if you wanted to drop em,,,,,,,(ok so ,,,,tell me you didn,t think about it too!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by klondikekid64 View Post
    Where I come from, it's cold and EVERYONE wears pants under there chaps, so when I say "assless".... well you figure it out, or am I missing out on a warmer climate thing?
    you're missing out on the fact that all chaps are assless... that's why they are chaps.
    If they had an ass, they would be pants.

    "assless chaps" is akin to saying "sleeveless vest".
    of course it's sleeveless, its a fucking vest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RexCharger View Post
    you're missing out on the fact that all chaps are assless... that's why they are chaps.
    If they had an ass, they would be pants.

    "assless chaps" is akin to saying "sleeveless vest".
    of course it's sleeveless, its a fucking vest!
    Wow, you missed the joke, assless.....you know, no pants on underneath, get it ? Or is it, asschaps? does that help.

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    Either someone is mixing alcohol with the internet again or they are about to have an epiphany.......

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    dos this supposed to mean guys who wear chaps have NO ASS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoLaneFever View Post
    dos this supposed to mean guys who wear chaps have NO ASS?
    I think it means you're not supposed to wear any pants when you wear your chaps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knuckleduster View Post
    I think it means you're not supposed to wear any pants when you wear your chaps
    Pretty sure he meant if you have an ass you can't wear chaps on your pants after labor day.

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    I've seen guys wearing chaps without pants, but if they're wearing adult diapers it looks like shit.....literally

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    Everyone's ass is getting chapped over the explanation of assless chaps

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    Quote Originally Posted by RetroRob View Post
    I've seen guys wearing chaps without pants, but if they're wearing adult diapers it looks like shit.....literally
    See now, that's not gonna work...with the diaper you defeat the purpose, it's about having a place to put your get back whip, when not in use, so it's ready at a moments notice.

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    The whip is a convenient placeholder for a tailhole plug.

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    Either will retain your prolapse nicely and protect it from road grime, but tail display is still considered a bit kinky in some locales.
    Last edited by farmall; 09-27-2014 at 2:26 PM.

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    You guys have it all wrong.

    chaps are just called cheek chillers.

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    might have been bloods man,,,

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    it is...very gay.

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    so, me? 80 mph jerk on the dolls string to hear it scream like a bitch

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    Every time someone rides into my shop with one of these clipped to their brake lever,
    I kindly suggest they clip it to their mirror stem instead.
    Can you imagine how dumb you'd feel when that thing catches on something
    and not only pulls your handlebars sharply to the right, but locks up your front brake as well?
    From badass to dumbass in point five seconds

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