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    Default Is my brother gay?

    I sell cars for a living, Ive sold my brother many trucks in the last 8 years. He came up to work today and I sold him a diesel. While I was waiting on him to decide between 2 trucks, I took him to lunch at a little El Savadoran restaurant here in town. Whlie we were there I noticed he was drinking his ice water through a straw. When I called him on it, he gave a couple of excuses "Im used to drinking sodas through a straw so it doesn't stain my teeth" and The cold hurts my teeth sometimes".

    I gave him a WTF look and he said, "that's not helping my case is it?". No.

    We get back to the dealership, he decides on a truck and we do the paperwork. I'm standing there as he's cleaning out his trade in and he says, "You definitely don't need to see this given our lunch conversation...". I look in his hand and he's holding a Katy Perry CD case. I laugh as he ejects the CD from his player and opens the case to put it in. "It gets worse!" he said and died laughing. in the Katy Perry CD case was the Titanic soundtrack CD. He's not married...and has no kids.

    So, is my brother gay? Let's hear what the Junkpile has to say
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    Its probably about the same difference as just the tip or balls deep, but to me a straw is only OK if there is a lid on it. No lid+straw=cock chugger

    And before we judge his CDs, everyone open up your Pandora or Spotify and see if there isnt something on there you don't want the rest of the world to see.

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    God rubsy makes one post and now your brother and nuts n butts post guy are debating door number 2. Fuck rubsy stop being such a dashing son of a bitch before I have to tell my wife the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chopemall View Post
    God rubsy makes one post and now your brother and nuts n butts post guy are debating door number 2. Fuck rubsy stop being such a dashing son of a bitch before I have to tell my wife the truth.
    Well, I was going to reply to this thread in earnest, but I can't now, because I'm too busy dying.


    Long story short: He's queer as a three dollar bill.

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    FWIW I didn't read Rub's thread, but I will now

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    Na man the straw thing is cool, I won't drink from a cup if I'm at a restaurant cause nobody washes those things right. So no in the straw

    As far as his music choice well me might be a Flamer ... Or maybe he romantic as fuck and was trying to win the heart of his future lover.

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    Were you planning on riding two up nut to butt with him or something?

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    To me your brother is gay.

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    Kary Perry + Titanic?

    It's either part of a brilliant plot to score chicks by appearing to relate to what they like, or your sibling is an ass bandit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmall View Post
    Kary Perry + Titanic?

    It's either part of a brilliant plot to score chicks by appearing to relate to what they like, or your sibling is an ass bandit.
    I would agree with the brilliant plot, IF!!!!!!!!! He had bought a trendy sedan, or the like. But he bought a pick up. He's an in the closet Butt banger!!

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    I don't think he's completely gay but I'd say he would hold a dick in his mouth until a real fag showed up to take over. Does he wear V neck Polos and cardigans?

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    I agree with the straw thing I worked at a restaurant and some shit gets through to the cups so use a straw (regardless)

    The pickup gives him cred but big question, Does he need a diesel? Is it a farm/work dually diesel or something or just a diesel? if he's a banker with a big ass 4 door work truck he is trying to seem more like a man because he's hiding something. I have a cousin who's gay and his first vehicle he drove the most in school was a H2 Hummer lifted. His parents still think he's a "Real man"

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    Or maybe... just maybe... he's man enough to do what the fuck he wants and he gives nary a rat's ass about the opinions of others.

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    according to the poll your mom is gay anyways so he probably just gets it from her.

    either way your brother takes it in the rear entrance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherminator866 View Post
    according to the poll your mom is gay anyways so he probably just gets it from her.

    either way your brother takes it in the rear entrance.
    This post came off as funny as hell to me because of the ad placement


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramzilla View Post
    I don't think he's completely gay but I'd say he would hold a dick in his mouth until a real fag showed up to take over. Does he wear V neck Polos and cardigans?
    My favorite quote! He WILL wear a vee neck here and there...

    He needs the diesel, he has 2 diesels and 2 gas burners. He owns a landscape company.

    And there is NO excuse to use a straw in a drink, unless that excuse is "Im a homo."

    Truth be told, nottso hit the nail on the head, but it's fun to give him shit.

    Katy Perry is his ring tone too, btw

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    Oh, and I can't believe my mom isn't winning this

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    Gay? Not enough info, so I can't say. It does sound as though your brother might be yet another example of a depressing trend in western civilization. A feminized male. I sometimes wonder if the feminized west is no more than two generations of de-evolution away from finding males damn near indistinguishable from females in mentality and behavior............Force you brother onto a strict regime of Johnny Cash music, scotch, guns, boxing, and motorcycles or an equivalently dangerous activity until the danger has past. He will thank you later.

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    Said Manly Regimen might turn him into a top, but even Greek Hoplites and Spartan warriors were still butt spelunkers, though the Western civilization they birthed and saved is fortunate they didn't listen to Katy Perry.

    If they had we'd be speaking Persian.

    Oh, and I can't believe my mom isn't winning this
    Perhaps supporting documentation, such as pics of Mum in in clamiverous MILFy action, would sway the vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmall View Post


    Perhaps supporting documentation, such as pics of Mum in in clamiverous MILFy action, would sway the vote.
    There's probably some on the internet

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