The lady love of mine grumped at the sight of my bike the first time she saw it. Not because it was a two wheeled death machine, not because she could imagine every bike skank out there wanting to touch my balls, and not because my love of all things two wheeled had come before her in the past. No, she harrumphed the shit out of my chop because it had one seat and would only have one seat ever. She wants to know why she can't ride with me. She wants to know why wouldn't WANT her to ride with me. She's gorgeous. She's fun. She doesn't yap my ear off. She's a good chick. Still, I don't want her, or any other on the back of my bike.
I asked her, "do you want to be with me when I'm riding?" Yes she does "good. You have a class that starts Thursday afternoon. If you don't take the class, you can't hang out with me on the bike." She says ok. She gets to the Harleydavidson stealership and walks into class to learn to ride for the next 4 days. Upon her "graduation", she comes home to a shadow sitting in the carport. She's on that Honda constantly. Loves every minute of it.
So here is my question, I hate passengers on my bike, and I never want one there no matter how pretty her ass is. Am I the minority? I don't want pillion seat, two up, king and queen, none of it. I ride for myself. It's my therapy. Keeps my little bit of sanity intact if I can ride when I can.
Put her on her own bike. Maybe she can keep up. See? I can be down with women's lib too.
I asked her, "do you want to be with me when I'm riding?" Yes she does "good. You have a class that starts Thursday afternoon. If you don't take the class, you can't hang out with me on the bike." She says ok. She gets to the Harleydavidson stealership and walks into class to learn to ride for the next 4 days. Upon her "graduation", she comes home to a shadow sitting in the carport. She's on that Honda constantly. Loves every minute of it.
So here is my question, I hate passengers on my bike, and I never want one there no matter how pretty her ass is. Am I the minority? I don't want pillion seat, two up, king and queen, none of it. I ride for myself. It's my therapy. Keeps my little bit of sanity intact if I can ride when I can.
Put her on her own bike. Maybe she can keep up. See? I can be down with women's lib too.
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