Im thinking like Dual Pan motor trike running 3 23's all the way round. Maybe a chain mini steering wheel with, triple amal carbs, a couple crazy frank fenders for my butt and if I have time Ill slay a family of Unicorns to fashion their horns into a glowing mystical sissy bar of great power and forgotten magic. With said magic, Ill cast a spell upon the earth which will assemble great clouds and bring about a powerful rain to split the earth, ultimately releasing a giant who will give my trike the power to travel in and out of time and space. We will then go forward in time, collect our trophy, travel back to present time and post said trophy on the Speed Club blog.

I'm a Triceratops - Dinosaur dick.

My hits runs on Energon - not that weak ass shit.

Robbin' dudes in the streets for that chrome and honey.

Im the Peoples Champ. I get money - dumby.

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Box of Pan motors and I found a Vitamin Water in the fridge at work.

We're back from the holiday and catching up on every ones orders.

We've got 5 Sushi Bars and 2 E-Flectors left in stock. Sorry, Midesotas are SOLD OUT.

All orders placed by the First of the New Year receive free shipping by using coupon code "FREESHIT".

**Stay Tuned cause we've got twice as many new products coming in January!**

Stephanie and I saw hotdog princess sign up for the people champ and I was all, what the lump! So Im crashing this party. Im eatin wizards and crappin wheelies now so you should know there's totally gonna be some romantic tension on this ride.

Quick update to everyone who has ordered anything at any time. All orders (exceluding the E-Flectors which will ship later this month) are on the way. We've had some unexpected delays thanks to the post office bullshit, xmas,  and my broken-ass arm but again, keep smiling cause it's on its way! Many thanks to all who have ordered. Our apologies for the delays.

If we make it - it can take it.