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DicE Issue 59 - The Biltwell Issue.

Issue 59 - The Biltwell Issue.

Gwen: [whispering] "Richard! Richard, there's a man... in his underwear... in your kitchen."
Richard: [whispering] "It's ok. He's with me. He's my, um... my butler."
Gwen: "You have a butler?"
Richard: "Yeah, it's okay, shh... he'll go away."
Jack, Richard's Dad: [walks back from the kitchen, spots Richard andGwen on the couch] "Oh. Oh! I didn't realize you had company. Goodevening, young lady."
Richard: "That's all right, Monroe. Yes, would you just go lay out my blue pinstripe for the morning?"
Jack, Richard's Dad: "How about if I lay you out?"
Richard: "Very well."

Rod: "Ok, the safe word is WHHiskey.”
Kevin: "Sorry, Rod, What was that?"
Rod: “WHHiskey”
Kevin: "Don't you mean Whiskey?”
Rod: "WHHat?"
Kevin: "You're saying it weird."
Rod: "Saying WHHat WHHeird?"
Kevin: "All of it."
Rod: "WHHere do you get off?"
Kevin: "I just don't get why you’re saying it that way?"
Rod: "I'm saying WHHat, WHHat WHHay?"
Kevin: "Forget it."
Rod: "I WHHill! I WHHill forget it!"

Billy: "I'm a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. (fake karate move and screaming) That's the 'quart of blood' technique. Do it, 

quart of blood drops out of a body."

Inmate 1: "Tell him how you beat on the cop."

Billy: "Cops, plural! Beat the shit out of ten cops and had to change my whole strategy around."

Inmate 2: "When they brought you in and booked you, you was crying like a pussy."

Inmate 3: "Yeah."

Billy: "The cops threw tear gas in my face. I still walked in like a man, so get outta my face."

Inmate 2: "You beat up a man, putting him in hospital. How come I don't see marks on you?"

Inmate 3: "Yeah."

Billy: "Cos I'm a karate man. Karate men bruise on the inside. They don't show their weaknesses. You don't know that, motherfucker? Now 

get off my back, all right!"

Cameron Poe: "Put... the bunny... back... in the box."

Car Rental Agent: "Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?"
Neal: "Yes."
Agent: "How may I help you?"
Neal: "You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick... 4 fucking wheels and a seat!"
Agent: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."
Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now."
Agent: "May I see your rental agreement?"
Neal: "I threw it away."
Agent: "Oh, boy."
Neal: "Oh, boy what?"
Agent: "You're fucked."

Dalton: "Sorry, we're closed."
Ketchum: "Then what are all these people doing here?"
Dalton: "Drinking and having a good time."
Ketchum: "That's why we're here."
Dalton: "You're too stupid to have a good time."

Peewee: "Hey, Terror! This guy just said we look like a bunch of pricks with ears!"
Joey: "I didn't say that! I didn't say that!"
Peewee: "Oh yeah! What did you say?"
Joey: "I said, uh, you guys look like a bunch of, uh, ears without pricks!"

Glenn: "Robbie Hart? Oh, man, I heard what happened to you at your wedding, that was so cold! You must've felt like shit!"
Robbie: "No, it felt real good, thanks for bringing that up, man. Hey, my parents died when I was ten, would you like to talk about that?"
Glenn: "No, why would I wanna talk about that?"
Robbie: "I don't know." 

TJ: "See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?"
Deuce Bigalow: "Where?"
TJ: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
Deuce: Man-whoring?
TJ: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.

Billy Brown: "You adore me, you love me, you cherish me, Jesus Christ you can't live without me. I'm asking you to come there and make me look good. Alright? And if you make a fool out of me, I swear to God, I'll kill you right there. Boom! Right in front of Mommy and Daddy. And I'll tell you something else, you make me look bad... I will never ever talk to you again, ever. But if you do a good job, well, then you can be my best friend. My best friend that I've ever had. You hear me?"

Stoney: "Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not."
Dave: "What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me."
Stoney: "She finds you crusty, Dave."
Dave: "I'll convince her! She'll see the truth."

Stoney: "The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah..."
Dave: "Yeah."
Stoney: "If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster."

Bud: "Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em."

Don: "You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Holdall. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?"

Carolyn: "Uh, whose car is that out front?"
Lester: "Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

Frank: "I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time."
College Student: College student: "A big day? Doing what?"
Frank: "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

Rembrandt: "They think we shot Cyrus."
Vermin: "What are you talking about? I don't get it."
Rembrandt: "They think we shot Cyrus. Every gang in the city must be looking for us!"
Cochise: "Holy shit!"
Rembrandt: "We're not gonna be able to make it back!"

Rizzo: "I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper."
Kenickie: "Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!"
Rizzo: "You pig!"
Kenickie: "Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!"

new HEAVY tee

asechiah bogdan, guitarist and artist of ((wind hand)) did this killer design for HEAVY!! I've know asechiah for years now and to reconnect on something for HEAVY is a mindblower!! purple/blue fade print on blk tee. in store now! >>

The patch that started the great "Internet War of 2015"...

I'd like to offer a public apology to all those that this patch has really offended. It seems that the Internet has taken an instant hatred toward this notion of "DENIM VESTS" now being a "CRIME?" And that's whether they were made as a vest, or, if they were altered from a jacket into a vest. So, before there's any social media flash mob attack against Lady Hump HQ, please accept my public apology.

Sometimes, the butts you hurt the most. Are your own.

You would think, after all this time. People would understand that the Lady Hump is about the jokes...

Sure the patches are real, but so is the humor.

Fixing the 1500 Vulcan Alternator

So the stator is bad. I got to doing research on a replacement. The regulators are the same part number for inner and outer. That makes since, but the stators show two part numbers and some aftermarket units show either fitment. So what's the difference? Denny606 had it figured out. The stator are basically the same, but the length of the wires are different. Here's a side-by-side comparison(image stolen from ebay) not the case joint rubber location specifically.

So Talon sent me an inner to see if I could make it work as an outer.

The shift lever and cover need to come off.

The bolts are different lengths so take note of the order.

This bad stator doesn't look too awfully smoked out.

One of the ignition pick-ups needs to be removed. Curiously, it's not marked as JIS with a dot, but it was a JIS based on my fit tests.

If you want to work on Japanese bikes then you need JIS screwdrivers. This one is a Vessel Impacta. It's got the impact driver built in. I don't think I could have gotten this thing about without it.

Another hold down.

I have the No. 3 version of the Impacta as well.

The backside looks a little more smoked out.

Yep. Definitely a shorter lead.

I'm not real sure if I will need to solder a longer lead on or what. But the outer wrap outside the case rubber needs to go.

The case rubber was originally stuck in position. I poked an awl around each of the wires in the rubber and I managed to get the rubber to come loose and slide up and down the wires. Perfect!

Put everything back together.

Put the dowel in the main case and gasket on the dowels. If you try it the other way, the magnet of the rotor will pull the gasket off the outer cover every attempt to put it together.

Don't forget the shifter pivot, too.

Don't pinch these wires either.

So I have it together.  I left the plug on it so I can use the other regulator to check the stator. I should have checked the outer regulator with the inner stator before I cut the plug off the outer regulator.

WHEW HOO! The stator is charging fine with the inside regulator.

So now I need to solder it to the outer stator wires.

Looking good.

HOORAY!! This rigged up stator/regulator combo charges great, well over 14 volts. Even over 14 volts with both alternators hooked up and the spots running, too. Success.


Webster Hall Presents

Electric Wizard with special guests Satan’s Satyrs

Thursday, Apr 02, 2015 8:00 PM EDT (7:00 PM Doors)
Webster Hall, New York, NY
18 years and over

2015 Hazzard County Calendar

That time again already? Yep.

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