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    Default BBQ & Davestune Super Spreader Event

    No, not Covid you morons that's a liberal myth. Dave and I are spreading our ignorance across the fruited plain! We are currently on day nine of a two week national tour. We are encamped in a two star hotel off of I-70 in lovely Limon, Colorado.

    We started out in Massachusetts and hammered down for four days through the cornfields to Rapid City South Dakota

    We went to Sturgis Mount Rushmore did all the usual cool riding bullshit in the area and then went up to Cody Wyoming for some epic mountain riding yes tattoo mountains

    we blasted across Montana straight open roads and no speed limit equals lots of fun and Dave struggling to keep up with his overloaded bagger















    We are cranking out 500 miles a day and have brought our roadshow to 10 states so far insulting hotel workers gas station attendants and any random small child within earshot.




    MADA

    Make America deaf again!

    what's better than riding a straight piped 124 powered bagger across America?

    We are currently heading east out of Colorado and Kansas and on to Kentucky and we will be hosting a meet and greet each evening at the end of our 500 mile runs so if you'd like to come out and hang with us buy us dinner and maybe upgrade us to a three star hotel because you know money's a little tight I have to support cheapfuck the whole trip


    All right we're checking the fuck out of his dump and we're going to brap brap brap far away East see you fuckers on the road

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    winning!

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    Color me green, they're living the dream. Easyrider ain't got nothing on this shit.

    MADA! May hot wimmen be waiting for ya at every stop.

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    Looks like we'll be getting to Kansas City around dinner time I foresee a barbecue feast


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    Save some of dat for me ...
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    Too bad I gotta work. I would buy you guys a beer.

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    made it to Kansas City and of course had to have some fine barbecue. Yeah I paid of course cheap fuck played poor me routine





    Heading east on I 70 today got to figure out where that will get us probably somewhere outside Lexington KY

    We are having a cholesterol jam down now @Waffle House.



    We need to kill a little time in Kentucky waiting for the storm to get ahead of us so we're gonna be on back roads
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    Quote Originally Posted by StuJ66 View Post
    Too bad I gotta work. I would buy you guys a beer.
    no worries just tell us where you work and we will come and drink in the parking lot!

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    thanks for those nice corn fed American titties!

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    70 doesn't get you anywhere near Lexington, 70 is Indy, Dayton, Columbus, now if you get to Cincy, I could probably feed you some Montgomery Inn ribs???

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1954bmw View Post
    70 doesn't get you anywhere near Lexington, 70 is Indy, Dayton, Columbus, now if you get to Cincy, I could probably feed you some Montgomery Inn ribs???
    My original plan was to take 70 and go through Cincinnati so we could hit the rock 'n' roll Hall of Fame but there's two of us on this journey of stupidity and he was flapping his gums about Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky so we're getting off 70 and heading towards Paducah.

    we're at the "outlaw Harley Davidson" dealer near our hotel David has a major major catastrophe with his bike apparently the little light on his fancy dashboard that says "distance to empty is inaccurate so of course this needs immediate assistance Because for this weak minded fuck, that renders the bike unrideable.

    Do you know what distance to empty is? When my bike starts to sputter and I go on reserve then we got 10 fucking miles that's reliable distance to empty I don't need no stupid light But hey when you take Jerry's kid on a ride this is to be expected

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    Lol! I am sure the federal manufacturing facility would love that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbqbiker View Post
    My original plan was to take 70 and go through Cincinnati so we could hit the rock 'n' roll Hall of Fame
    Pretty sure the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomK View Post
    Pretty sure the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland.

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    Shhh I was waiting for the report from the Cincy version...

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    Why are you gotta busta my balls it's in the state of Ohio somewhere isn't it? We've ridden thousands of miles whats a little detour Cleveland Cincinnati whatever it's all the same

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    We grabbed a hotel in Paducah Kentucky. Not bad for a short day we started around 11am did 400 miles...Or shortest day so far but they've had some technical issues that he had to have attended two at the dealer so hence the late start but all is good as long as he's happy..... bikes are running wicked pissa it's really hot. max octane gas 91 been dumping octane booster at each stop. Last gas up before Kentucky 92 at the pump so things are looking up. I feed black betty the good stuff and I get rewarded with blistering highway acceleration

    All right beer is taken care of now we're going to find the best available food within walking distance of this place we're done riding for today

    Marriott exit 4 Paducah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbqbiker View Post
    Why are you gotta busta my balls it's in the state of Ohio somewhere isn't it? We've ridden thousands of miles whats a little detour Cleveland Cincinnati whatever it's all the same
    Hey I'm just jealous as hell. Enjoy the ride, wherever you end up

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    This morning we bid farewell to the peaceful hamlet of Paducah Kentucky we are now going to meandwr our way on back roads across the state heading east to see what nice roads we find. Dave is hoping to pick up a new banjo and possibly getting a starring role in Deliverance II if he starts to run his mouth again with the locals




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    Making a pitstop in Bowling Green Kentucky apparently Dave's fancy bike has a magic button that if you want to get porked $40 for a T-shirt the bike will guide you directly to a dealership. Faaaantastic.

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