BBQ & Davestune Super Spreader Event

[Bbqbiker]

No, not Covid you morons that's a liberal myth. Dave and I are spreading our ignorance across the fruited plain! We are currently on day nine of a two week national tour. We are encamped in a two star hotel off of I-70 in lovely Limon, Colorado.

We started out in Massachusetts and hammered down for four days through the cornfields to Rapid City South Dakota

We went to Sturgis Mount Rushmore did all the usual cool riding bullshit in the area and then went up to Cody Wyoming for some epic mountain riding yes tattoo mountains

we blasted across Montana straight open roads and no speed limit equals lots of fun and Dave struggling to keep up with his overloaded bagger















We are cranking out 500 miles a day and have brought our roadshow to 10 states so far insulting hotel workers gas station attendants and any random small child within earshot.




MADA

Make America deaf again!

what's better than riding a straight piped 124 powered bagger across America?

We are currently heading east out of Colorado and Kansas and on to Kentucky and we will be hosting a meet and greet each evening at the end of our 500 mile runs so if you'd like to come out and hang with us buy us dinner and maybe upgrade us to a three star hotel because you know money's a little tight I have to support cheapfuck the whole trip


All right we're checking the fuck out of his dump and we're going to brap brap brap far away East see you fuckers on the road

[confab]

winning!

[Hoghead]

Color me green, they're living the dream. Easyrider ain't got nothing on this shit.

MADA! May hot wimmen be waiting for ya at every stop.

[Bbqbiker]

Looks like we'll be getting to Kansas City around dinner time I foresee a barbecue feast

[Dragstews]

Save some of dat for me ...

[StuJ66]

Too bad I gotta work. I would buy you guys a beer.

[Bbqbiker]

made it to Kansas City and of course had to have some fine barbecue. Yeah I paid of course cheap fuck played poor me routine





Heading east on I 70 today got to figure out where that will get us probably somewhere outside Lexington KY

We are having a cholesterol jam down now @Waffle House.



We need to kill a little time in Kentucky waiting for the storm to get ahead of us so we're gonna be on back roads

[Bbqbiker]

Too bad I gotta work. I would buy you guys a beer.

no worries just tell us where you work and we will come and drink in the parking lot!

[Bbqbiker]

thanks for those nice corn fed American titties!

[1954bmw]

70 doesn't get you anywhere near Lexington, 70 is Indy, Dayton, Columbus, now if you get to Cincy, I could probably feed you some Montgomery Inn ribs???

[Bbqbiker]

70 doesn't get you anywhere near Lexington, 70 is Indy, Dayton, Columbus, now if you get to Cincy, I could probably feed you some Montgomery Inn ribs???

My original plan was to take 70 and go through Cincinnati so we could hit the rock 'n' roll Hall of Fame but there's two of us on this journey of stupidity and he was flapping his gums about Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky so we're getting off 70 and heading towards Paducah.

we're at the "outlaw Harley Davidson" dealer near our hotel David has a major major catastrophe with his bike apparently the little light on his fancy dashboard that says "distance to empty is inaccurate so of course this needs immediate assistance Because for this weak minded fuck, that renders the bike unrideable.

Do you know what distance to empty is? When my bike starts to sputter and I go on reserve then we got 10 fucking miles that's reliable distance to empty I don't need no stupid light But hey when you take Jerry's kid on a ride this is to be expected

[StuJ66]

Lol! I am sure the federal manufacturing facility would love that!

[TomK]

My original plan was to take 70 and go through Cincinnati so we could hit the rock 'n' roll Hall of Fame

Pretty sure the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland.



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[DoomBuggy]

Pretty sure the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland.

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Shhh I was waiting for the report from the Cincy version...

[Bbqbiker]

Why are you gotta busta my balls it's in the state of Ohio somewhere isn't it? We've ridden thousands of miles whats a little detour Cleveland Cincinnati whatever it's all the same