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    Default Doesn't look good

    I woke up this morning and went to the bathroom.
    I noticed my nut sack was striped.
    Should I go to the E.R.?

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    You didn't sit on the grill, did you?

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    Is red and white? if so, hang some tinsel and candy canes on it and call it a Christmas decoration.

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    maybe its turning to leather needs to be strapped to your sissybar.

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    Jeez, ya bastards , show some pity! LMAO
    Seriously tho' ANYTHING to do with nuts would send me straight to the doc. My Doc-she is smokin hot too....

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    Uh oh, racing stripes... That'll just show your gal how fast of a dude you are.

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    I know not pissing blood is good. striped change purse doesn't sound good though, I'd let a pro have a look.

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    That's easy to solve.
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    This isnt the stripped one mad squirrel leather is doing. I was kinda excited til now

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    TriNort is right I need to cinch it down to my sissybar.
    Farmall, will it be secure enough with that set-up or will my bag flap in the wind? I'm thinking ratchet straps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmall View Post
    That's easy to solve.
    I grew up farming, beef and dairy. Every now and then an older bull calf would get "clamped", you could hear the vas deferens pop....used to make me sick to my stomach....

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    Were you drunk last night? Had friends over or door unlocked? Someone might have been practicing pinstriping on your nads, its a real challenge with all those curly hairs in the way of the brush..

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillcat View Post
    TriNort is right I need to cinch it down to my sissybar.
    Farmall, will it be secure enough with that set-up or will my bag flap in the wind? I'm thinking ratchet straps.
    After a few days you'll be able to leave it at home, and you can save the tool for installing fork tube cap O-rings.

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    Then don't be surprised if you get the urge to take up crochet.

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    "Castrato" singer

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmall View Post
    That's easy to solve.
    OMG.... This literally made me spit coffee on my desk.

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    Yeesh, just the thought of losing them....Click image for larger version. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by klondikekid64 View Post
    Yeesh, just the thought of losing them....
    Some folks make a hobby of it. Sleep well!

    https://www.browardpalmbeach.com/new...eunuch-6325172

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    Speaking of operations... how did yours go, Farmall? You healing OK?

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