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    Quote Originally Posted by hillcat View Post
    Manservant?! Does Dave have one too or is he just a serf?

    Well then, how about if you come up here and I will buy you a Busch and make sport of you.
    No haha I won't make sport of you and I WILL buy you a draft Busch lite in a cup!
    Dave’s a dedicated serf broke dick truck driver. Your on with the beer....and I demand the finest Busch available...not some queer beer “craft brew” bullshit. Thanks bro!

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmall View Post
    That response sounds a wee bit snarky.
    It's not the cash, it's a matter of principle. Casually squandering money is bizarre and may signal future dementia. It usually gets worse and your hard earned retirement savings may be in danger. (There's a fix for that.)

    BBQ carries you out of friendship, loyalty, and a soul overflowing with the milk of human kindness but even his obviously saintly patience is not beyond strain. Your 99¢ gesture of contempt is rude and out of character.

    BTW the Busch sticker is a brilliant artistic choice. It's artful display of plebeian culture and perfectly anti-hipster. Protip: put the empties back in the box so you don't have to buy more of that watery swill for display.

    Another on point response by our resident wordsmith. I’m sick of carrying that broke ass davestune...he considers me a walking welfare dispensary and gets all cunty when there’s actual limits to my generosity. That fuckers gonna get my gristle next time.

    Glad you approve of my autistic choice. Buuurp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragstews View Post
    Is dat anything like carving "Batwoman's Tits" into a motorcycle part just so you can reach down and fondle em while riding and dream of a chance encounter ?? ...
    (That will wear them down over time.)
    Yes exactly but it’s “autistic expression” so cost is irrelevant. I got the bowl kit in and will be sending it south. FYI the float/needle assembly will not work in the older bowl.....different config for the float mount
    Bowl will need chroming after the tits are carved into it. It is chrome but not in same leagues as what you had done to rest of carb and the BBQ biker can’t have substandard finish

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    Davestune and I went to local chopper/hot rod show and hung out for awhile a...brand beerz....
    The guys who run the show give out 12 plaques to the coolest shit they see....they place it on the car/bike and guess what?? Dave’s old Shovel that I whored away from him and sold to my bro...the Panhead I whored away from him just recently, and the chobbler Dave just threw together were parked side by each......and when we came back from walking around there was a plaque waiting on the Panhead!



    If dave had a megaphone he woulda ran around screaming “I built that! I built that I built that” randomly at the crowd....too bad sucker I own it now and will bask in the accolades for my bought chopper. Talk about sellers remorse.

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    Are you saying Dave is like the Rodney Dangerfield of bike builders?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbqbiker View Post
    and when we came back from walking around there was a plaque waiting on the Panhead!
    Damn cool looking plaque...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tattooo View Post
    Damn cool looking plaque...............
    I’m going to put a big gold chain on it and wear it around my neck every time I see him

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillcat View Post
    Are you saying Dave is like the Rodney Dangerfield of bike builders?
    Yes pretty much but what really got dave is when the photographer asked him to move the bike that he rode in out-of-the-way so they could get a better picture of MY chopper.
    Last edited by Bbqbiker; 08-25-2019 at 1:38 PM.

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    Q - HaHa! Ouch! No respect I tell ya
    I always thought it was a fair trade for both of you but I think you might have still had a doubt. Don't.

    Dave - were you filled with a feeling of jealousy, outrage and pride?
    It was your creation.
    Don't be too jealous because most of us here would give a nut for a knuck and youse got t'ree uh dem! Nice ones too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillcat View Post
    Q - HaHa! Ouch! No respect I tell ya
    I always thought it was a fair trade for both of you but I think you might have still had a doubt. Don't.

    Dave - were you filled with a feeling of jealousy, outrage and pride?
    It was your creation.
    Don't be too jealous because most of us here would give a nut for a knuck and youse got t'ree uh dem! Nice ones too.
    It was a good trade I like the bike I’m riding i&!Dave is riding a bike but he made out of the deal so we both win.

    Now that being said Dave has been pretty quiet so I guess he’s been going door to door to the people that put on the show demanding some sort of justice

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    Perhaps he's been busy listing his least liked Knuck "For Sale" so he can afford to buy the Knuck I have listed..
    If so he'll build a scoot with those parts that the Judges will walk around your Pan in order to get an eyeball on it ... Lol



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    NEVER WILL I HAVE A ELECTRIC START

    I capps at u, my motor and your motor are the same.
    why would I want a knucklehead, there a broke dick bike but I can call my knuckle an IronHead............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davestune View Post
    NEVER WILL I HAVE A ELECTRIC START

    My motor and your motor are the same.
    Your motor has a alt, left side case running the 70-up sprocket shaft too ... ??

    And heads, jugs and tappet blocks cast from ductile iron ... ???

    Not to mention cases fully polished out ...
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    As DaveTune’s handler allow me to step in and apologize for his appalling ignorance. Apparently the stunning rebuke he received from the judges at the Chopper show is affecting what little mental capacity that he has. He had that bike for 10 years and paraded it around every chance he could get and nothing. I have the bike 10 days I put a nicely chromed carburetor on it and BAM here come the accolades and glory.

    His 61” Knuckle bobbler may have gotten a second look from the esteemed judges but Dave put that hideous Dunlop radial tire on the back and everyone dry heaved a little bit when they looked at the bike and ignored the rest of it

    So forgive Dave for blurting out inaccurate bullshit statements he’s in a deep shame spiral right now and I don’t know if he can pull out
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    Give him two of these and have him call you in the morning ....



    Perhaps a short vacation will get him back on track ...

    May I suggest a night in the Hotel Dolphin's room 1408 ....



    .../// https://youtu.be/--b-8xt2PeE \\\...
    .... (One of Stephen Edwin King's best Short Novels) ....



    .../// https://youtu.be/UNllADlGIe8 \\\...
    Last edited by Dragstews; 08-30-2019 at 7:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragstews View Post
    Give him two of these and have him call you in the morning ....



    Perhaps a short vacation will get him back on track ...

    May I suggest a night in the Hotel Dolphin's room 1408 ....



    .../// https://youtu.be/--b-8xt2PeE \\\...
    .... (One of Stephen Edwin King's best Novels) ....

    Nope

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    The cure for his depression is obviously buying a nice high-po Fauxknuckle drivetrain from the Classifieds then putting it into a Sportster frame for the ultimate "Ironhead". Let BBQ choose the rear tire.

    Result? Total win!

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    HaHa! You guys are killin' me!
    I half expect Jeff Ross to introduce the next roaster.

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