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    Default The proper way to remove lights from your harley davidson..

    I just learned that "real" Harley guys have no need for lights beyond a headlight and tail light, and only wimps require those.

    Turn signals (known as "Pussy lights #5 & 6!" in the vernacular) are right out.. Real men signal lane changes by standing up on the bike with a flaming rag wrapped around their penis. A Viking scream for effect is often employed during this maneuver, as well.

    The brake light is equally unnecessary and will cost you your man card. The faithful use hand signals, even in the middle of the night when no one can see them.

    The starter is essentially a large estrogen pump and is therefore right out. Ripping the wires out of the solenoid with your butt cheeks is the obvious and proper course of action for any real Harley man. If you are disabled or hopelessly effeminate, or can't afford a Vespa, you can start the bike with a homemade spring thing under the solenoid because there's less wires that way.

    Wires are the devil, they are to be chased up into the handlebars and clipped even at the control switches, lest they grow back overnight causing you to wake up with a set of tits and a lifetime membership in the Alyssa Milano fan club.

    Sincerely..

    ~ Someone who spent all night soldering their wiring harness back together.

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    Should we translate that as "previous owner was stupid and butchered the harness"? That should have lowered the purchase price since wiring is so easy and cheap to replace. If it did, be happy you saved money! If it didn't, look closer next time and save money.

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    Given the above premise, I'd say the proper way FOR YOU is a SawsAll.

    Jim

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    It is often easier to wire a fresh minimal harness then fiddlefuck with someone else's abortion.

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