What's ruffling your feathers today?

[Hubbard]

hahaha thats fuckin rich you know I gotta ask, just how much money does this "woman" contribute to your life? Either she supports your ass or you're just a cunt.

[Down]

Or you ask your doctor if there has been anything invented to help your balls grow back.

You're mean, I like you.

Just have her carve some wooden replacements to match the size you (or she) want. Nothing like a family woodworking project. Have some wood patterns:

https://www.endocrine.org/store/medical-instruments-and-models/orchidometer

Alternate pattern options:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC61053/

Chop Cult has all the answers.

I'm thinking heart shaped little dangling replacements. Could maybe even paint them a girly color like black or navy blue?

[farmall]

I'm thinking heart shaped little dangling replacements. Could maybe even paint them a girly color like black or navy blue?

Cast them in resin for a more durable keepsake (nutsake?): https://www.etsy.com/listing/6231026...endant-15-long

[metalheart28]

Even number always. so you need one more. one that runs!

[DavidGregersen]

My wife is nagging me about me playing too much in here . We recently moved from Zurich to New York and now I'm sad about me leaving my home. The only thing that helps is my BMW R90S and that website. What should I tell her?

[Fetch]

What's ruffling your feathers today?

updrafts

[hillcat]

updrafts

That's the smoke Trump is blowing up your ass.

[Hoghead]

My wife is nagging me about me playing too much in here . We recently moved from Zurich to New York and now I'm sad about me leaving my home. The only thing that helps is my BMW R90S and that website. What should I tell her?

This your wife and R90S? Tell her nothing , bend her over the beemer and spank her ass. Then post pictures on here.

[Fetch]

That's the smoke Trump is blowing up your ass.

give it a rest

[hillcat]

give it a rest

Why?
You would have to post in a section other than Junkpile for me to do that.

[Tattooo]

Why?
You would have to post in a section other than Junkpile for me to do that.

Hell that's all he knows.....

[Davestune]

BBQ got me real good today, had me doing headflips, im going to kill him

[47str8leg]

Andrew Cuomo

This piece of shit , over the last 3 days , signed two bills into law that are a Nazi liberals wet dream.

1) Parents can no longer opt out of immunization due to religious beliefs.
The N.Y. is forcing needles into children's arms against a parents wishes of what they believe is best for their children. Immunizations that are under scrutiny for causing autism.

Why ?
A recent measles outbreak.
Maybe there is a correlation between that and the turburculosis outbreak that the illegal aliens brought back into the country with them .

2) Drivers licenses for illegal aliens that allow them to get jobs and vote easier.
He's certainly outdone his father at being a piece of shit.
Didn't think that was possible.

[DoomBuggy]

I don't understand the license thing, that just does not make sense.

The immunizations however is another thing. I grew up with a kid on my block who had polio, that scourge is now eliminated due to vaccinations. Many people my age are now suffering from Shingles as a result of having had Chicken Pox as a kid, again today that is preventable. Now a couple of things, 1) the link between immunizations and Autism has been shown to be false, repeatedly, that really is fake news, 2) it is called the common good, one person's weird ass believes do not supersede the health of millions.

Try to do some research with reputable sources before spouting this crap. If you want to live like a third world country, please move on out.

[Hoghead]

^^ Woohoo! Bitch slap!


And just so you don't add flippant limeys to your list, gotta admit this whole medicine thing is 99% good. Weird-ass religious beliefs shouldn't allow kids to suffer.

What pissed me off today? People who say, 'you didn't ride in today cos it's raining?'