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    Default My 1st Shovel

    Just rescued this cool bike from another members stash. 1969 FLH, 39' frame, 65 trans. Jockey shift. He kinda turned into a cork sniffing period correct "restorer" and is obsessed with nothin but Knuckleheads. It was a cryin shame the way the Shovel was being neglected so, like a state agency will remove a child from an unfit home, I created CPS (Chopper Protective Services) and quickly a strike team loaded the Shovel into a van and brought it to it's new "forever home" where it will be properly cared for and ridden. The previous neglectful owner just stood there muttering gibberish about parkerizing, cloth wire and bull neck frames. The Shovel didn't even look back.....it knew it was going to a better place. Here are some pics of the intervention as it happened









    Here are some older pic from when the bike was properly cared for....before Knucklehead dementia took over and nothing else mattered.












    Last edited by Bbqbiker; 09-27-2017 at 7:53 PM.

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    Nice bike; hilarious write-up! Congrats.

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    You cork sniffing uncle f***** metrosexual push button wearing khaki pants floppy wearin uncle fucker
    You are below me as well as this pile of s*** that I built that you bought off me I make tears come out of that bike headlight
    And furthermore that bike is not. Correct because it has that faggot assed license plate On it
    What a pile,
    Boy did I fuck you over selling that to you fir 1500 bucks....

    I am going to corksniffingly restore my 47 and then go on to AMCA forums and chop that knuckle.........
    I hate you and you whored my sled from me,
    Hey learn how to change your spark plugs'..........

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    Nice Chop..... So, you going to restore it back to original .... ????

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    What did you change other than cleaning it up???

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    His underwear, the bike starts 1st primed kick,im going to miss the bike
    Right up to the time I start my knucklehead up
    He is putting on a frint end I sold him
    Doing all the shit I was going to do this year
    I would not let him have the bike untill I rebuilt the starhubs and new chain
    I have had the sled quite some time
    Rebuilt the motor and it is fresh,so he should have many years , the bike leaks no oil anywhere and a hour to ride...
    FUCK HIM. That whore,
    Sorry, I hate yuppies like him
    Im embarrassed to ride with him

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    I am going to corksniffingly restore my 47 and then go on to AMCA forums and chop that knuckle.........
    I like your thinking!

    Temp install 47 drivetrain in a chop. Take pics. (Scrub the EXIF data.) Finish restoring 47. Do a write up on how you scored that "old man bike" and, like rodders cutting up nice stock 1930s Fords, are gonna make it into something fun. Tell them you sold the gennie parts to someone in mainland China.

    Then tell them your next project is a Vincent Rapide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davestune View Post
    You cork sniffing uncle f***** metrosexual push button wearing khaki pants floppy wearin uncle fucker
    You are below me as well as this pile of s*** that I built that you bought off me I make tears come out of that bike headlight
    And furthermore that bike is not. Correct because it has that faggot assed license plate On it
    What a pile,
    Boy did I fuck you over selling that to you fir 1500 bucks....

    I am going to corksniffingly restore my 47 and then go on to AMCA forums and chop that knuckle.........
    I hate you and you whored my sled from me,
    Hey learn how to change your spark plugs'..........
    You two wheeled degenerate. Your restoration shop of horrors looks like a set from "Deliverance II" and reeks of flop sweat and old cheese. Your lift looks like rapes are committed on it, which probably happens pretty often, because as soon as you start running your mouth about pogo seats and correct tank trim anyone within earshot faceplants out of boredom and then are ripe for your anal plundering ways.

    I'm nursing the Rescue Shovel back to life and making it all it should be, before you went off your meds into Knucklehead La La Land. CHOPPER PROTECTIVE SERVICES is watching you David. We know about the "At Risk" Panhead that is still clenched in your grease laden paws. And while you spray your computer with semen laced spittle rage at my words, remember you brought this on yourself.

    PS I gave Bill Cosby your number. He wants you to chat up his next lady friend. Your like roofies for the ear....... Drops mic

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    Dont call me David you cunt,
    Have fun uncle fucker,
    When u aint looking im taking a 7/16 wrench to the timer and advancing the timer, im going to launch u off that shit box like the statue of liberty, your flip flops or going to go flying like the dumbo ear flaping Starbucks yuppie ypu are
    Why is your rear axle chrome, it should be parlerised
    How ever your bike is now Homo correct
    U can go have espresso with your urotrash now
    P.S ar least Bill Cosby hooks me up bitch

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    Why so nasty? Nice looking bike.

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    Tuff shit

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    The guy is a animal
    He only knows one thing
    Full throttle, I build a good motor but that cock lunch will make tears come out the head light

    Your front wheel needs 3 shims ir so, tell ya guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmall View Post
    I like your thinking!

    Temp install 47 drivetrain in a chop. Take pics. (Scrub the EXIF data.) Finish restoring 47. Do a write up on how you scored that "old man bike" and, like rodders cutting up nice stock 1930s Fords, are gonna make it into something fun. Tell them you sold the gennie parts to someone in mainland China.

    Then tell them your next project is a Vincent Rapide.
    That is some funny shit right there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davestune View Post
    Dont call me David you cunt,
    Have fun uncle fucker,
    When u aint looking im taking a 7/16 wrench to the timer and advancing the timer, im going to launch u off that shit box like the statue of liberty, your flip flops or going to go flying like the dumbo ear flaping Starbucks yuppie ypu are
    Why is your rear axle chrome, it should be parlerised
    How ever your bike is now Homo correct
    U can go have espresso with your urotrash now
    P.S ar least Bill Cosby hooks me up bitch
    You apron wearing cadmium snorting abomination. I will have a restraining order placed on your scheming raw red baboon ass if you attempt to molest MY SHOVEL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davestune View Post
    The guy is a animal
    He only knows one thing
    Full throttle, I build a good motor but that cock lunch will make tears come out the head light

    Your front wheel needs 3 shims ir so, tell ya guy
    Anyone that knows me, knows that I don't do any work on the bikes myself. I'm like Tom Cruise in Days Of Thunder ( but taller better looking more money) and I'm an extremely skilled rider that pushes shit to the limit and depend on experienced wrenches to keep my shit road worthy

    I'm deeply ashamed when people ask me if I built the Shovel, not because I didn't but that I have to tell them that fucking Slingblade slapped this thing together in his workshop/raperoom. It is a bitter truth to tell.....

    Shakedown cruise is this Sat and I'm a gonna run this heap up to 110 and see what happens mmmmmm hmmmmmm and watch all the repop garbage disintegrate all over the highway. I burn holes in Pistons this piss poor excuse for a rebuild will be no different.

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    I fucking give up
    We are going to look at that other knuckle im buying on sat asshat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davestune View Post
    I fucking give up
    We are going to look at that other knuckle im buying on sat asshat
    Oh pissah' ya gotta wrap your greasy tentacles around ANOTHER Knuckle
    Motor and then try to drag me into your twisted world ...cool brah what time??

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    HST is alive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbqbiker View Post
    Oh pissah' ya gotta wrap your greasy tentacles around ANOTHER Knuckle
    Motor and then try to drag me into your twisted world ...cool brah what time??
    in am we meet then after show we go to the knuckle spot
    I got to toss the pan on the lift tomorrow night and readjust valves, the new rods and adjusters are seated so fine tune time, I may take my carb off and douch it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davestune View Post
    in am we meet then after show we go to the knuckle spot
    I got to toss the pan on the lift tomorrow night and readjust valves, the new rods and adjusters are seated so fine tune time, I may take my carb off and douch it
    WTF did you guys kiss and make up?????

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