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    There's 4 more empty stalls and u gotta plop down in the one right next to me and start mouth breathing. Get away from me. Move on down.

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    Just bring your transistor radio next time, just like Gene.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackCloudSalvage View Post
    There's 4 more empty stalls and u gotta plop down in the one right next to me and start mouth breathing. Get away from me. Move on down.
    Just don't start tapping your foot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackCloudSalvage View Post
    There's 4 more empty stalls and u gotta plop down in the one right next to me and start mouth breathing. Get away from me. Move on down.
    Can't switch stalls. I got a turtle head poking out and severe gas. Given my chronic constipation it'll take a while to work out.

    I just hope this turd doesn't require caesarian delivery, but don't picture that.

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    This shit is super hot dont stop guys im fapping

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    My fouled festering colon could choke a buzzard, ya wanna grab a seat next to me and die, that's your business, you might want to plug yer ears too, the sounds of liquified half undigested food squirting out due to only having a half colon that makes sounds akin to pulling your rubber boot out of the mud...so I'm told. Click image for larger version. 

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    A semi-colon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmall View Post
    A semi-colon!
    Nice! Lol

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    Some guys just have a sicko fetish for smelling other dude's poops. It's a freaky world.

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    Fortunately my shit doesn't stink.

    There can be advantages to a semi-colon. A TSgt who worked for me was the first USAF troop with an ostomy bag to be certified deployable. Unlike the rest of us who couldn't safely shit while wearing a chem suit, he could swap bags. Damn good idea on his part as he got more years in before retirement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmall View Post
    Fortunately my shit doesn't stink.

    There can be advantages to a semi-colon. A TSgt who worked for me was the first USAF troop with an ostomy bag to be certified deployable. Unlike the rest of us who couldn't safely shit while wearing a chem suit, he could swap bags. Damn good idea on his part as he got more years in before retirement.
    I only had the last 3ft removed, but luckily missed out on getting a bag, if I did get the bag, I had it all planned out to have a optional hose handy to bypass the bag and hang down my pant leg and drag on the ground, not to be used on my own home turf of course.

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    Opened the lid in a porta potty at a concert once and seen a turd so huge I was looking for a blood trail!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tictoc View Post
    Opened the lid in a porta potty at a concert once and seen a turd so huge I was looking for a blood trail!
    In the 70s we stopped for gas at a little station south of Salt Lake and while we were gassing up cars kept pulling up to the outhouse on the hill they would step in for a few seconds then leave laughing. I asked he guy at the register what was going on and he said push your bikes away from the pumps and see for yourself. There was a turd that was at least 3 1/2 feet long and 5 inches in diameter. I live in the country but I don't get bored enough to drive to see a turd.
    Dusty

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    Oh damn Dusty I almost blew good single malt out my nose when I read that. I had latrine duty more then a few times out in the field and I saw things.....bad things.....things you can't ever forget.......things that make you scratch your head and decide you Don't want to know.....

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    Mate of mine acquired his nickname when he shit in a plant pot at a bar that refused to serve him, but what cracked me up was a wasted friend who laid a huge turd in his cat's litter tray then turned in for the night. The cat looked freaked out in the morning, looking for the monster cat that laid it.

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