There's 4 more empty stalls and u gotta plop down in the one right next to me and start mouth breathing. Get away from me. Move on down.
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I just hope this turd doesn't require caesarian delivery, but don't picture that.Comment
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My fouled festering colon could choke a buzzard, ya wanna grab a seat next to me and die, that's your business, you might want to plug yer ears too, the sounds of liquified half undigested food squirting out due to only having a half colon that makes sounds akin to pulling your rubber boot out of the mud...so I'm told.Comment
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Fortunately my shit doesn't stink.
There can be advantages to a semi-colon. A TSgt who worked for me was the first USAF troop with an ostomy bag to be certified deployable. Unlike the rest of us who couldn't safely shit while wearing a chem suit, he could swap bags. Damn good idea on his part as he got more years in before retirement.Comment
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Fortunately my shit doesn't stink.
There can be advantages to a semi-colon. A TSgt who worked for me was the first USAF troop with an ostomy bag to be certified deployable. Unlike the rest of us who couldn't safely shit while wearing a chem suit, he could swap bags. Damn good idea on his part as he got more years in before retirement.Comment
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DustyDriving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind​Comment
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Oh damn Dusty I almost blew good single malt out my nose when I read that. I had latrine duty more then a few times out in the field and I saw things.....bad things.....things you can't ever forget.......things that make you scratch your head and decide you Don't want to know.....Comment
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