Shitter Patrol

[BlackCloudSalvage]

There's 4 more empty stalls and u gotta plop down in the one right next to me and start mouth breathing. Get away from me. Move on down.

[Revelator]

Just bring your transistor radio next time, just like Gene.......

[rockman96]

There's 4 more empty stalls and u gotta plop down in the one right next to me and start mouth breathing. Get away from me. Move on down.

Just don't start tapping your foot.

[Dragstews]

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[farmall]

There's 4 more empty stalls and u gotta plop down in the one right next to me and start mouth breathing. Get away from me. Move on down.

Can't switch stalls. I got a turtle head poking out and severe gas. Given my chronic constipation it'll take a while to work out.

I just hope this turd doesn't require caesarian delivery, but don't picture that.

[datadavid]

This shit is super hot dont stop guys im fapping

[klondikekid64]

My fouled festering colon could choke a buzzard, ya wanna grab a seat next to me and die, that's your business, you might want to plug yer ears too, the sounds of liquified half undigested food squirting out due to only having a half colon that makes sounds akin to pulling your rubber boot out of the mud...so I'm told.

[farmall]

A semi-colon!

[rockman96]

A semi-colon!

Nice! Lol

[BadMonkeyMW]

Some guys just have a sicko fetish for smelling other dude's poops. It's a freaky world.

[farmall]

Fortunately my shit doesn't stink.

There can be advantages to a semi-colon. A TSgt who worked for me was the first USAF troop with an ostomy bag to be certified deployable. Unlike the rest of us who couldn't safely shit while wearing a chem suit, he could swap bags. Damn good idea on his part as he got more years in before retirement.

[klondikekid64]

Fortunately my shit doesn't stink.

There can be advantages to a semi-colon. A TSgt who worked for me was the first USAF troop with an ostomy bag to be certified deployable. Unlike the rest of us who couldn't safely shit while wearing a chem suit, he could swap bags. Damn good idea on his part as he got more years in before retirement.

I only had the last 3ft removed, but luckily missed out on getting a bag, if I did get the bag, I had it all planned out to have a optional hose handy to bypass the bag and hang down my pant leg and drag on the ground, not to be used on my own home turf of course.

[tictoc]

Opened the lid in a porta potty at a concert once and seen a turd so huge I was looking for a blood trail!

[DustyDave]

Opened the lid in a porta potty at a concert once and seen a turd so huge I was looking for a blood trail!

In the 70s we stopped for gas at a little station south of Salt Lake and while we were gassing up cars kept pulling up to the outhouse on the hill they would step in for a few seconds then leave laughing. I asked he guy at the register what was going on and he said push your bikes away from the pumps and see for yourself. There was a turd that was at least 3 1/2 feet long and 5 inches in diameter. I live in the country but I don't get bored enough to drive to see a turd.
Dusty

[DoomBuggy]

Oh damn Dusty I almost blew good single malt out my nose when I read that. I had latrine duty more then a few times out in the field and I saw things.....bad things.....things you can't ever forget.......things that make you scratch your head and decide you Don't want to know.....