The who’s fuckedup thread

[ac72rat]

Well if you don’t wanna participate fuck you

[cdan]

CenturyLink

[Revelator]

well i'm not fk'd up yet.... but I just started swiggin some 12 yr. old
whiskey the wholesale house rep handed out to me a few hours ago
as a new years gift, sure beats those shitty cookies the other guys
down the road hand out every year

[datadavid]

Well if you don’t wanna participate fuck you

Had me some shrooms yesterday. Got fucked up.

[Hoghead]

Had me some shrooms yesterday. Got fucked up.

Ha-you hairy-assed viking , you!

[datadavid]

Ha-you hairy-assed viking , you!

It wasnt the berserk-power inducing fly-agaric, i promise! It was just some mellow mexican cubensis, so instead of raping and killing the a-rab invaders i just ended up hanging out with my cat.

[DoomBuggy]

.... a new years gift, sure beats those shitty cookies the other guys
down the road hand out every year

Short story, as operations manager my Dad handled all maintenance purchasing for the factory he worked at. He quit drinking after he got out of the Corp and yet each year the vendors would send him bottles of good booze that he would then store in a cabinet at home. One year a vendor figured it out and instead sent him this killer basket of meats and cheeses. Because the vendor went to the extra effort the old man gave him a huge portion of the business that year. It was a lesson I took to heart and have remembered all these years later.

The story of what happened to some of that top shelf booze will have to wait....

[Avon]

Short story, as operations manager my Dad handled all maintenance purchasing for the factory he worked at. He quit drinking after he got out of the Corp and yet each year the vendors would send him bottles of good booze that he would then store in a cabinet at home. One year a vendor figured it out and instead sent him this killer basket of meats and cheeses. Because the vendor went to the extra effort the old man gave him a huge portion of the business that year. It was a lesson I took to heart and have remembered all these years later.

The story of what happened to some of that top shelf booze will have to wait....

Dude, have you ever looked at the amounts of sodium and preservatives in those "KILLER" baskets of meats and cheeses. Heart attacks in the making, especially after years in the Corp eating K-rats, MREs and unregulated intake of salt tabs.

[hillcat]

Dude, have you ever looked at the amounts of sodium and preservatives in those "KILLER" baskets of meats and cheeses. Heart attacks in the making, especially after years in the Corp eating K-rats, MREs and unregulated intake of salt tabs.

OK, just stop.
For the love of God!

[rockman96]

Dude, have you ever looked at the amounts of sodium and preservatives in those "KILLER" baskets of meats and cheeses. Heart attacks in the making, especially after years in the Corp eating K-rats, MREs and unregulated intake of salt tabs.

[DoomBuggy]

I think that may have been Avon's best post so far, lol.