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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbqbiker View Post
    Just a bit of good natured mockery. Who but a trust funded hipster can afford the proper chobbering uniform??

    Designer open face helmet
    Designer flannel shirt
    Designer jeans
    Designer boots
    Designer gloves
    Designer wallet chain
    Designer wallet
    Designer beard oil
    Designer nonsensical tattoos
    Designer elastic band for man bun

    Rides evo sportster with bolt on SOA kit

    What did I miss??
    I'm fucked then, I can't grow half a beard let alone a full one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChopperDani View Post
    If so, Maybe I should start selling them. I can beat a 7 month tern around. ill do it in 5 months XD
    THAT is the spirit of Capitalism!

    You can decorate them with objects too. One clubhouse I visited many moons ago had an open face helmet with a doorknob on top hanging on the wall. It got used. Find some nice antique doorknobs and sell them as passenger helmets.

    BBQ wrote:
    What did I miss??
    Designer cock sleeve with faux patina and gallon of Sack Musk body spray.

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    can someone share the link on where to buy the SOA bolt on kit

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    the SOA kits are sold out. but You could spend your money on
    some new designer clothing.

    You will want to look cool when you get off your motor bike
    and make your entrance into your favorite trendy club............... No joeking around,
    you will have plenty of pockets for your scrotum spray, & other essentials....

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    *Prices starting at $999.00 sold at fine hipster biker wannabe boutiques nationwide.
    Last edited by Revelator; 08-23-2018 at 10:04 AM.

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    Everyone cooler than everyone else.

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    Ha,ha I got da beard but i'm waaay too old to be a hipster. Ain't got any tattoos either....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FredoSNR View Post
    Those helmets are sick. People who don't want helmets but are required to by law will seek the lightest, lowest profile thing they can get away with, and for right now thats a Joe King. Sorry you had a bad experience. It blows my mind people get so butthurt about how someone else spends the money they work for, calling people names and shit, like a child. Saying hipster is so fucking lazy. You're a hipster if you like something different then me, and poser if you like the same. Kick rocks dude.
    While I dont give a shit about about other men’s fashion(or womens for that matter, they can wear a fuckin wooden barrel I just hope they look good underneath), I’m pretty sure a peanut is smaller than a 3/4, if that’s what it was about.
    Last edited by SamHain; 08-23-2018 at 10:47 AM.

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    Some of you guys honestly... so upset and hurt over what people want to use, wear or do.... really don't get it, that chip on your shoulder may pull you off your bagger if you're not careful..

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    If you cant take a joke you shouldn't have fucking joined !!

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    Not upset, amused!

    Selling silly shite isn't new, nor is laughing at it.

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    It's not about taking a joke tzien, it's people forcing opinions, each to their own, I don't care if you wear a second world war tin helmet it's whatever is good for you. What does get a little long in the tooth is the hipster jibe. I doubt very much any of the actual hipsters could strip any of the BT's. Anyway, I've had my 5 minutes!

    Farm, I agree, but low profile helmets aren't really a new thing are they? it's just somebody filling a market gap, which some people like..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhysmort View Post
    Some of you guys honestly... so upset and hurt over what people want to use, wear or do.... really don't get it, that chip on your shoulder may pull you off your bagger if you're not careful..
    The only thing getting my 250lbs of juicy man fat off the bagger is some brisket and ribs...



    Now back to these silly helmets...so for only $265 I get the privilege of paying up front & waiting 7 months with no communication for the PRIVELEGE of maybe getting some shoddy businessman’s trendy helmet??? What a fuckin racket!! The BBQBIKER wants in on the scam ummm I mean “business”

    I’ll hit the motor sports section of the dollar store and get a bunch of $13 open face helmets...then I’ll cut the crotch out of a bunch of my grandmothers old skidded out silk panties (which have a fine crusty patina trust me the hipsters will go wild) and hot glue them into the cheap ass helmets.

    Perfect! At $265 a pop I’ll reap a tidy profit and make the hipster community happy and even smellier.

    With BBQBIKERS helmets you get your shit fast.... no 7 month bullshit and as long as the blown out grannie panty supply holds up.

    Unless the ass clown designer helmet guy ships his bullshit helmet free AND theres a pair of $100 dollar bills inside it...my shits a total deal...

    Place your order NOW!!

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    and as long as the blown out grannie panty supply holds up.
    Panties are panties. The customer won't know who wore them. A few jugs of our custom purple drank to the right derelicts (no panty, no drank!) could maintain an indefinite supply.

    Pic shows the secret ingredient:
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    Quote Originally Posted by farmall View Post
    Panties are panties. The customer won't know who wore them. A few jugs of our custom purple drank to the right derelicts (no panty, no drank!) could maintain an indefinite supply.

    Pic shows the secret ingredient:
    Brilliant! Let’s be partners in the grift

    FA-Q Hipster Helmet co......

    “You weep we reap!!!”
    Last edited by Bbqbiker; 08-24-2018 at 4:37 AM.

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    “You weep we reap!!!”
    How do we monetize their delicious tears?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbIR51_J_qY

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    You ever notice how you never see BBQ and Cartman in the same room together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillcat View Post
    You ever notice how you never see BBQ and Cartman in the same room together?
    Shhhhhh!

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    Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss BBQ off.

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    I can hear it now 'It's all a bunch of tree hugging hipster crap!'

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    your all fucking sportster riding hipsters

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