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[LinkBelt]

Cash me outside then, by Burger King.

[Bahlzeron]

Botox gone bad

Girlfriend missing, if you see her please call King Kong at 555-5555

OH MY GOD! GODZILLA!!

She's not fat, her face is shrunk

[farmall]

Obesity is a choice.

Put down the fork.

[OleDirtyDoc]

put your fat rolls up and step away from the cheesecake

[47str8leg]

New one.

[Bbqbiker]

I said LARGE Mac n Cheez and back that up with a 60oz Grape Soda Muthafucka I got's the Diabeeteez

[wagonmaster69]

I'm a anorexia surviver.

[Dick54]

Thar she blows !

[Crawdadbobb]

Koonyah mahlyass koong! Ees too rong tah oong jedi mind trick!

Which translates to :

You weak minded fool! He’s using an old Jedi mind trick.

https://www.chopcult.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=75472&stc=1

[Crawdadbobb]

I think he mistakingly drank the nail polish remover and not the Evan Williams

[oldmansporty63]

New one.

Check out my Snidley Whiplash impersonation!

[hillcat]

Passed out, got pranked, just woke up.