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    Default I never fucked an amputee Vol2 Lets talk retards

    Since my last thread about my fetish to fuck an amputee girls was such a raging success I was thinking how would that work with a retard? I am not talking about blond "slow" god knows there is a never ending supplies of those everywhere you look but I mean full retard as in mongoloid retard.

    Question: Is that even legal? Are they legally considered to be oversize children? And if you happen to pound a mongoloid pussy with an oversize head could you go to prison for that? I am pretty sure its legal in Europe and if not all Europe I bet you its legal in Netherlands, they are fucking sick over there.

    Some questions that I though of:

    1) How do find out were they are housing these creatures.
    2) I guess you either get to know one of them or chat them up on the shortbus stop.
    3) Next you need to groom the shit out of your chosen new girlfriend and I suspect this to be the hardest part, I have no idea what to talk to one of them, do you compliment them on the crash helmet they have to wear because they keep banging their oversize head all the time? (I take pointers here if you want to, pm me if you feel not comfortable posting here).
    4) I am not quite sure how the actual sexy time will look like but I could imagine that you would need some strong horse tranquilizer not to get them over excited and break your dick in half (retard strength)
    5) I guess after all is done and you have dropped of your fuckbuddy to wherever she lives you have to take a strong rape shower e.g. scrub yourself so hard that you peel of skin and dip your prick into bleach.

    Anything I forgot?

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    You're either one truly sick fuck, or an internet narcissist hooked on the attention threads like this bring. I don't actually give a fuck either way, but my little brother is "retarded" (actually very intelligent, he's just lacking the motor skills to get the words to come out clearly) and has been in a wheelchair his entire life. Therefore he went to a "special" school, and I'm here to tell you brother, you ain't seen shit until you've seen two pissed off retards in a fistfight. Retard strength is very real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turbonate View Post
    You're either one truly sick fuck, or an internet narcissist hooked on the attention threads like this bring. I don't actually give a fuck either way, but my little brother is "retarded" (actually very intelligent, he's just lacking the motor skills to get the words to come out clearly) and has been in a wheelchair his entire life. Therefore he went to a "special" school, and I'm here to tell you brother, you ain't seen shit until you've seen two pissed off retards in a fistfight. Retard strength is very real.
    Your little brother is not a retard, he's a cripple.
    I wasn't joking I'm a very curious man.

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    Reminds me of "Randy the Rooster".....

    This farmer has about 200 hen's and no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "yeah, I've got this great rooster, named randy; he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem"
    well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. so, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money, and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.

    Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen in there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ he gets all the geese. Randy's up in the pigpen. He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.

    The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
    The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Randy opens one eye, nods towards the sky and says, "Shhh. They're getting closer..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnificentbastard View Post
    Since my last thread about my fetish to fuck an amputee girls was such a raging success I was thinking how would that work with a retard? I am not talking about blond "slow" god knows there is a never ending supplies of those everywhere you look but I mean full retard as in mongoloid retard.

    Question: Is that even legal? Are they legally considered to be oversize children? And if you happen to pound a mongoloid pussy with an oversize head could you go to prison for that? I am pretty sure its legal in Europe and if not all Europe I bet you its legal in Netherlands, they are fucking sick over there.

    Some questions that I though of:

    1) How do find out were they are housing these creatures.
    2) I guess you either get to know one of them or chat them up on the shortbus stop.
    3) Next you need to groom the shit out of your chosen new girlfriend and I suspect this to be the hardest part, I have no idea what to talk to one of them, do you compliment them on the crash helmet they have to wear because they keep banging their oversize head all the time? (I take pointers here if you want to, pm me if you feel not comfortable posting here).
    4) I am not quite sure how the actual sexy time will look like but I could imagine that you would need some strong horse tranquilizer not to get them over excited and break your dick in half (retard strength)
    5) I guess after all is done and you have dropped of your fuckbuddy to wherever she lives you have to take a strong rape shower e.g. scrub yourself so hard that you peel of skin and dip your prick into bleach.

    Anything I forgot?

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    Special needs people have special needs. MB might as well service those.

    Post 'em high-res on Liveleak to document the lulz.

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    They have special needs and he has special wants.

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    I'm pretty sure they have retard sex parties. No bullshit, just "I'm here to fuck"... Something about purging the urge so they don't get any ideas about rape, I guess not having any concept of social boundaries will do that sometimes...

    As far as legality? You're pretty fucking retarded, so if retards can fuck retards I don't see why you can't also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinnyFnny View Post
    I'm pretty sure they have retard sex parties. No bullshit, just "I'm here to fuck"... Something about purging the urge so they don't get any ideas about rape, I guess not having any concept of social boundaries will do that sometimes...

    As far as legality? You're pretty fucking retarded, so if retards can fuck retards I don't see why you can't also.
    What if one pretended to be retarded to attend one of those parties? would make a good porn parody of "The Ringer"

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    Just move to the Deep South and you'll be balls deep in tardass.

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    Ummm wheres the pics

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    the legality of it is based on their functionality i think. If the court says they cant make their own decisions you are basically fucking a child.

    I worked in a program teaching individuals how to work a job. I had about 20 of them on any given day and during the summer it was like they all suddenly went into heat, couldnt keep them off of each other. The chicks with downs syndrome will basically be all over any guy that is nice to them and gives them something they want (which will eventually be the D).

    there you go, happy hunting.

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    im just glad to hear you didnt forget about the retard strength, that could have been a fatal mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnificentbastard View Post
    Your little brother is not a retard, he's a cripple.
    Fuck You.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turbonate View Post
    Fuck You.
    My nigga

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffy View Post
    im just glad to hear you didnt forget about the retard strength, that could have been a fatal mistake.
    I wonder if retard strength also means bigger suction power.

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    magnificent, look up a video called "flipper boy"

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    Mag, with the posts you've made recently about who/what you want to bang, I'm thinking you would love 4chan.

    Just head over to /r/ and ask for whatever you want to see, somebody somewhere on that site will have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J63M View Post
    Mag, with the posts you've made recently about who/what you want to bang, I'm thinking you would love 4chan.

    Just head over to /r/ and ask for whatever you want to see, somebody somewhere on that site will have it.
    Oh, I am well aware of 4chan but I don't reside on that particular webpage much anymore, I find 33 much more pleasing and amusing.

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