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    Default I never fucked an amputee

    I think I am missing out her faggets, the idea of a helpless 4x amputee woman (no legs no arms) on her back eyeing in disbelieve my huge baguette in my trousers knowing fair well that in exactly 1 or so minutes I will gorilla fuck the ever loving shit out of her and there is zero she can do (lol) makes me hard for hours.

    Is that pretty sick or are there other 33 members that feel the same way and are possibly to shy to speak out?

    Edit: Just in case I happen to get divorced, were would I find said 4x amputee woman?

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    Very fucking sick. But I wont judge you for it, but what about if she had one arm, or at least 1/2 an arm to put up some sort of fight? you know, like knocking you in the jaw with an elbow nub.

    This sounds like youre wanting a fleshlight that can cry.
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    Fetishes are just play, and an amp would probably be grateful for the dicking. It's no big deal if you want to play Ren and Stumpy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nimrod View Post
    Very fucking sick. But I wont judge you for it, but what about if she had one arm, or at least 1/2 an arm to put up some sort of fight? you know, like knocking you in the jaw with an elbow nub.

    This sounds like youre wanting a fleshlight that can cry.
    Ahahaha!! A crying fleshlight! I gotta have at least legs man, jeezus.

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    This would make an awesome Disney movie, like Dumbo II.

    "I done thought I fucked everything...'till I made an amputee cry."

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    This sounds like youre wanting a fleshlight that can cry.
    THIS is how great consumer products are born!

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    Wasnt there a film made about this"boxing helena"i think it wer called.sumpthin bout a surgeon slowly amputatin a model,limb by limb.freaky shit indeed.a need at least arms,so she can hug me,while a cry myself to sleep,after the act.

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    How is she going to get up and make you a sandwich afterwards? This sounds like a bad idea.

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    Yeah -like how's she gonna clean your bike? BTW- don't mention this shit at confessional, you'll be saying hail marys for the rest of yer life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSheds View Post
    How is she going to get up and make you a sandwich afterwards? This sounds like a bad idea.
    Hahaha, fucking nailed it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSheds View Post
    How is she going to get up and make you a sandwich afterwards? This sounds like a bad idea.
    You can make the fucking sandwiches.

    Then use her as a serving tray to deliver said sandwiches to your bros. Just grab her hair, cram your booger hook in her pooter and lift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSheds View Post
    How is she going to get up and make you a sandwich afterwards? This sounds like a bad idea.
    He'll just eat the arms and legs after he makes her into an amputee. He'll already have a fire built to cauterize the wounds, come on now.we're talking about Magnificentbastard here

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    Quote Originally Posted by nimrod View Post
    you can make the fucking sandwiches.

    Then use her as a serving tray to deliver said sandwiches to your bros. Just grab her hair, cram your booger hook in her pooter and lift.

    holy shit

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    exactly what every man needs, a fleshlight that can bitch at him. I already got one of those but at least mine can cook and clean too.

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    Wouldn't crowd u on the bike either...just bungee her to the back of the sissybar and her clam should suction her to the back fender...may have to look into this

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    no legs, they just get in the way of the spin. and she needs her arms to balance during said spin.

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    Did a chick one time, when I was drinking...didn't notice till the next day one arm was a full 6-8 inches shorter than the other, she either hid the fact well, or I just didn't notice, can't say for sure if that would have kinked it up a bit or not. Still a good lay though.

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    So many of these threads I read and have to wonder how many of you mouthbreathing fucks are still living in you parents basement! Why on earth would anyone start a thread like this? You know, this use to be a hell of a good country. I just don't know what's happening to it. It seems all the sheep are the majority know and Hillary will be the next president. I remember my father saying "I'm glad I won't be alive in 20 years from know" and I understand what he was saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hanger View Post
    So many of these threads I read and have to wonder how many of you mouthbreathing fucks are still living in you parents basement! Why on earth would anyone start a thread like this? You know, this use to be a hell of a good country. I just don't know what's happening to it. It seems all the sheep are the majority know and Hillary will be the next president. I remember my father saying "I'm glad I won't be alive in 20 years from know" and I understand what he was saying.
    Some people like to have fun, some people like to get offended by other people having fun. To each their own.

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