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  • LinkBelt
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 1891

    Originally posted by OleDirtyDoc
    And next you're gonna tell me Jesus isn't white
    Nope, Jesus is white. However God is a black man. Who else would take a rib from a white man. 😃

    #vivalacantina

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    • JMFNC
      Senior Member
      • May 2011
      • 1559

      is this the part where I have to remind you all that spanish is the white man's language?

      viva la cantina

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      • OleDirtyDoc
        Senior Member
        • Jul 2013
        • 2614

        ¡You Quiero taco bell

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        • Dragstews
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2010
          • 13739

          Originally posted by LinkBelt
          Nope, Jesus is white. However God is a black man. Who else would take a rib from a white man. ��

          #vivalacantina
          Not all that sure about that.... Eve has a diff. story....

          Seems that the Bible got creation all wrong ... it was actually Eve
          that God created first. After three weeks in the garden, God came to
          visit.
          "How's it going, Eve?" he asked. "It is all so beautiful God - the
          sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the grandeur ...
          just so wonderful, but I have these three breasts of mine. The middle
          one pushes out the other two and I am constantly catching them on
          branches and it is basically a nuisance!" reported Eve.
          God replied, "Well, that's a good point, but hey, it was my first
          shot at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just
          figured half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right
          away!"
          So God reached down and ripped that middle breast right out of
          there and tossed it into the bushes.
          Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
          "Well, how is my favourite creation?" he asked. "Just fantastic!"
          she replied. "But for one small oversight on your part. You see, all
          the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, and the cow has her
          bull, all the animals have a mate except for me, and I feel very alone
          here."
          "Oh my! You're so right! How could I have overlooked this! You do
          Need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you!
          "Now, let's see...Where did I leave that useless boob?"

          Last edited by Dragstews; 10-27-2015, 6:23 PM.
          Take my 45 and outrun em all ..

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          • farmall
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2013
            • 9983

            I'd not looked at the logo, and while Franco saved Spain from Bolshevism, wisely avoided WWII, and kept on the Western side during the Cold War he has nothing to do with chobbers.

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            • LinkBelt
              Senior Member
              • Oct 2010
              • 1891

              Originally posted by Dragstews
              Not all that sure about that.... Eve has a diff. story....

              Seems that the Bible got creation all wrong ... it was actually Eve
              that God created first. After three weeks in the garden, God came to
              visit.
              "How's it going, Eve?" he asked. "It is all so beautiful God - the
              sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the grandeur ...
              just so wonderful, but I have these three breasts of mine. The middle
              one pushes out the other two and I am constantly catching them on
              branches and it is basically a nuisance!" reported Eve.
              God replied, "Well, that's a good point, but hey, it was my first
              shot at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just
              figured half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right
              away!"
              So God reached down and ripped that middle breast right out of
              there and tossed it into the bushes.
              Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
              "Well, how is my favourite creation?" he asked. "Just fantastic!"
              she replied. "But for one small oversight on your part. You see, all
              the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, and the cow has her
              bull, all the animals have a mate except for me, and I feel very alone
              here."
              "Oh my! You're so right! How could I have overlooked this! You do
              Need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you!
              "Now, let's see...Where did I leave that useless boob?"

              Your such a boob!

              #vivalacantina

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              • Dragstews
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2010
                • 13739

                Thanks.....
                (If I get a choice, I want to be the one in the middle.. ..)

                Just think how much fun two are.... Throw in one more and double the pleasure....
                (And God does screw up every now and again, take a gander at the platypus..)



                ......... (Wonder how many tits are on that critter..??) .........
                Last edited by Dragstews; 10-28-2015, 11:18 AM.
                Take my 45 and outrun em all ..

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                • OleDirtyDoc
                  Senior Member
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 2614

                  #Follar mi cabra
                  #mi primo se trago` las hamburguesa sin saborearla
                  Last edited by OleDirtyDoc; 10-27-2015, 11:05 PM.

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                  • JockEShift
                    Senior Member
                    • Feb 2015
                    • 168

                    Originally posted by JMFNC
                    is this the part where I have to remind you all that spanish is the white man's language?

                    viva la cantina
                    #viva la cantina and to the beautiful Spanish ( European) women that will be at next months kick off party!!!

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                    • Southbanker
                      Member
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 71

                      The thread title said it all.
                      Cheap talk

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                      • sdsbassist
                        Senior Member
                        • Jun 2014
                        • 417

                        I haven't heard shit on this in a while.

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                        • loddytoddy
                          Senior Member
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 1847

                          Rome wasn't built in a day.

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                          • Jeffy
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 739

                            the older heads that actually decided not to just talk are moving along more on ig right now than anything. they have definitely given up on this place more than not. have you not noticed the slack in the jp, everybody knows the new guys dont like the jp and think its a waste of bandwidth.

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                            • JMFNC
                              Senior Member
                              • May 2011
                              • 1559

                              Viva la cantina

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                              • LinkBelt
                                Senior Member
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 1891

                                We still watching and things are hapening. #vivalacantina

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