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  • calv
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2012
    • 121

    Who's going to lend me £4000 / $6000

    So as you're a bunch of RUBbers living off trust funds and pretending to be working class........ My mrs' bmw is playing up and She'd like just a new little runaround, probably a mini. Personally, i wouldn't give her fuck all, but you're all rich pretending to be poor.

    Don't bother about gofundme etc. I'll just take the cash. #fuckdatniggacalv
  • loddytoddy
    Senior Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 1847

    #2
    she drives a BMW? automatic disqualification for a hand out.
    (yes I realize they are probably like chevy's are here)

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    • PeanutHead
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2011
      • 620

      #3
      Get a hold of Leslie Herrick, he's loaded and has no problem handing out free cash.

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      • Rubman
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2011
        • 3537

        #4
        Just start a cancer fund and have your "mates" donate to it.

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        • farmall
          Senior Member
          • Apr 2013
          • 9983

          #5
          If you buy modern German autos you deserve what you overpay for.

          Being the kind, supportive fellow I am, I encourage those in need of money to earn it by working double shifts at a truckstop glory hole. If the continuous flow of hot meals is too much, bring mason jars so you can stock up for hard(er) times.

          You can thank me later!

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          • shovelwitch
            • Apr 2024

            #6
            Originally posted by farmall
            If you buy modern German autos you deserve what you overpay for.

            Being the kind, supportive fellow I am, I encourage those in need of money to earn it by working double shifts at a truckstop glory hole. If the continuous flow of hot meals is too much, bring mason jars so you can stock up for hard(er) times.

            You can thank me later!
            One of the most eloquent displays of "Get fucked" I have seen in some time.

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            • Ramzilla
              Senior Member
              • Oct 2013
              • 2328

              #7
              Originally posted by calv
              So as you're a bunch of RUBbers living off trust funds and pretending to be working class........ My mrs' bmw is playing up and She'd like just a new little runaround, probably a mini. Personally, i wouldn't give her fuck all, but you're all rich pretending to be poor.

              Don't bother about gofundme etc. I'll just take the cash. #fuckdatniggacalv
              Lets see what the Mrs. looks like so we can determine what to "donate"

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              • bigsteveo
                Senior Member
                • Mar 2011
                • 312

                #8
                Farmall, I don't know you at all, but anyone who makes as many truck stop glory hole references as you do must be a pretty cool guy. You're OK in my book.

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                • Ramzilla
                  Senior Member
                  • Oct 2013
                  • 2328

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bigsteveo
                  Farmall, I don't know you at all, but anyone who makes as many truck stop glory hole references as you do must have swallowed alot of trucker loads. You're my mentor.
                  What a suck up.

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                  • bigsteveo
                    Senior Member
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 312

                    #10
                    Hey,man, we all gotta get ahead somehow...

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                    • MrBlack
                      Member
                      • Oct 2015
                      • 88

                      #11
                      Originally posted by calv
                      So as you're a bunch of RUBbers living off trust funds and pretending to be working class........ My mrs' bmw is playing up and She'd like just a new little runaround, probably a mini. Personally, i wouldn't give her fuck all, but you're all rich pretending to be poor.

                      Don't bother about gofundme etc. I'll just take the cash. #fuckdatniggacalv
                      Just ask your fucking momma like your daddy does... or smack that greedy bitch with your mini.

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                      • Webrat
                        Senior Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 388

                        #12
                        Well,, you HAD a chance till you said BMW,,,
                        #fuckdatniggadusty

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                        • farmall
                          Senior Member
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 9983

                          #13
                          The truckstop glory hole meme having clearly run its course, we should consider other glory hole memes as replacements.

                          Rectory? Kindergarten? What sayeth the hive mind?

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                          • Magnificentbastard
                            Senior Member
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 836

                            #14
                            You don’t need anybody to lend you 4k.
                            All you've got todo is find somebody who has cancer, start a fundraiser, take all the money and pretend you give it back “some time”.

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                            • Saltytonk
                              Senior Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 2585

                              #15
                              Viva la cantina!!

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