Tasteless joke thread

[Dezertboy74]

A Chinese guy walk's into a bar. Black bartender is wiping down the bar. Chinese guy say's "hey nigger, get me a beer". Black guy says, "whoa man, you can't use that word it's hurtful". Chinese guy say's "oh sorry, I no say no more". Few minutes later Chinese guy say's "hey nigger get me another beer". Black guy say's "I told you that shit is hurtful, why don't you come around the bar and let me show you how it feels". So Chinese guy goes around the bar and starts wiping it down. Black guy say's " hey you chink eyed, rice eating, ching chang motherfucker get me a beer". Chinese guy looks up and say's" oh sorry, we no serve niggers here"!!!!!

[7and7is]

What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo with a black guy? A snow blower that won't work.

[Ramzilla]

Anne is watching her son out the window. She starts getting worried about his behavior because every few minutes Billy eats a handful of Skittles, licks the cat and scoots a few feet down the sidewalk. After observing him do this about five times she goes outside and asks Lil billy about it. Little billy just looks up at her and tells her he is pretending to be a truck driver. Confused his mom asks how what he is doing is playing truck driver. He says dang mom don't you know anything? I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving on down the road.

[klondikekid64]

What's the difference between a Indian squaw and an Indian princess? A bottle of whiskey.... Did you hear the one about the two gay Irishmen? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatric.

[klondikekid64]

How do you circumcise a Indian? Kick his sister in the back of the head.

[turbonate]

A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender reels him that they don't serve bears. Infuriated, he reaches over and grabs up a scraggly looking middle aged woman and devours her. He then looks at the bartender and says" get me that beer" the bartenders says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve drug users" the bear says " drug users? I thought you wouldn't serve me because I'm a bear, I'm no drug user" the bartender replies " well, that was a bar bitch you ate."

[Travis00]

How do you make a dead baby float?






A glass of root beer and two scoops of dead baby

[LilBill]

[tradarcher]

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

[turbonate]

47% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[klondikekid64]

Know why cavemen dragged their women by the hair?.... So they didn't fill up with dirt.

[Guest]

How long does it take a woman to orgasm?





Who cares.

[klondikekid64]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?...nothing, she's been told twice.

[BurseCurse]

What's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

[WillSCB]

What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car outside planned parenthood?

Having to go in and ask for a coathanger.