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    Default Bad selfie/ jerking off thread

    I thought we could use a thread for random bad selfies.

    Like this one for instance, this motherfuck has like $400 and he is STOKED about it.
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    An actual screen grab from anti whacking off video from the Jehovah's Witnesses. And they wonder why nobody wants to talk to them.

    Not a selfie I know but what the fuck.

    It's for deaf people by the way....deaf people who stroke it.

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    That's right, no more pleasuring yourself!
    Now who wants to join?... (crickets)
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=QReUbe4kp-o

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    Fin me in da club! Fuck Yeah!

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    If I was deaf I'd still jerk off !

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    I had deaf neighbors once and they didn't know that they were being loud when they fucked. Good times.

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    I have Mama Tried tattooed across my shoulders in Braille. That's funny for a few reasons.
    #1 sighted people can't read Braille
    #2 Blind people can't feel a tattoo
    #3 at some point in their lives, most adolescent males have had their mom beating on the bathroom door yelling " if you don't quit doing that you're gonna go blind!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisco726 View Post
    I had deaf neighbors once and they didn't know that they were being loud when they fucked. Good times.
    Did it sound like 2 seals fuckin ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisco726 View Post
    I had deaf neighbors once and they didn't know that they were being loud when they fucked. Good times.
    I love this visual in my head.

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    An actual screen grab from anti whacking off video from the Jehovah's Witnesses. And they wonder why nobody wants to talk to them.

    Not a selfie I know but what the fuck.

    It's for deaf people by the way....deaf people who stroke it.
    "When you're hot you're hot, when you're not you're not, when you're on the pot, give it all ya got!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by turbonate View Post
    4x a day, isn't nearly enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKat View Post
    Did it sound like 2 seals fuckin ?
    Sounded like we're getting punched in the gut over and over!!

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    How'd ya get a pic of my mom?

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