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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnificentbastard View Post
    If you could kill somebody lets say... a person that is way down the list of being considered human like... Donald Rumsfeld for instance or that hairpiece wearing motherfucker D. Trump, somebody gives you a gun and says... no strings attached... no way anybody can trace this or you can get into trouble for it, do what you want.

    Wouldn't you like to shoot?

    I mean not out of spite or because you don't like the cunt, but just so you know what it feels like to look somebody in the eyes while distinguishing their life flame, to see the look of panic in their eyes when you lift that gun up to their forehead and your index finger is gently trying to find that sweet spot on the trigger and you brace yourself for the expected kickback. Then you pull the trigger and instantly see the red mist and other particles leaving the guys exit wound, for a second before collapsing his eyes are changing from sheer panic to a blank stare, looking through you now, then a second later he falls funny towards you and you take a few hasty steps backwards. You tilt your head and take it all in, a surprising amount of blood is now gushing out of both ears and his mouth and the happy sound of it splashing on the ground forming an ever expanding pool of dark red liquid, which makes you feel all giddy inside.
    You roll him over to take a look at him and to your surprise his eyes have changed yet again. They look all dull and mat now and not "alive" anymore *DUH*, they make you feel nauseous. But than you remember that the reason for this change is simple, the eyes are now dry and the dull look are dust particles that settle on the open eyes, just some of the first steps of the wonderful decomposition process, you laugh and call yourself a fool feeling all creeped out, and with a smile around your lips that would drive any sane person instantly mad you turn around and move over to victim number two.
    I would kill a man in a heartbeat and have no qualms about it to protect my family. That being said you are a a psychopath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramzilla View Post
    I would kill a man in a heartbeat and have no qualms about it to protect my family. That being said you are a a psychopath.
    Eh? Because I put a few lines of text together? You are the one that shows zero restrain from killing somebody.

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    They wouldn't find the body,but I wouldn't find any pleasure in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by OleDirtyDoc View Post
    They wouldn't find the body,but I wouldn't find any pleasure in it
    I am sure you could find some pleasure in doing it right, I mean its the same as flipping burgers, the process isn't too much fun until you challenge yourself to be the best...you...can...be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnificentbastard View Post
    I am sure you could find some pleasure in doing it right, I mean its the same as flipping burgers, the process isn't too much fun until you challenge yourself to be the best...you...can...be.
    No it is the opposite. I'm a chef by trade.cooking burgers feeds people,keeps them alive,and makes them happy. It's also a hell of a lot cleaner as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OleDirtyDoc View Post
    No it is the opposite. I'm a chef by trade.cooking burgers feeds people,keeps them alive,and makes them happy. It's also a hell of a lot cleaner as well.
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! thats makes a hell of a lot of sense, you chefs are fucking serial killers by very proxy!!

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    Sorry I don't cook oatmeal.and I never worry about pork shortages. Just cook up the long variety.hell at least you could have put up a pic of a REAL chef,not one who plays one at work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OleDirtyDoc View Post
    Well he better do it right cause if I avoid him and pull him outta his car and beat him to death,I'll just tell the judge I didn't see him.sorry
    Sure you will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nateridesbikes View Post
    This is super old news
    Hussssshhh we don't want to ruin the old folks chance to do some chest puffing, jsut kick back and watch the fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnificentbastard View Post
    yeah, lets say some fuckhead wants to kill your family and you caught him before he could do it, you live in some hillbilly mountain and the next neighbor is like 2h away, you have all the time you want.

    What do you do next?

    Go...
    You pretty much just described my living situation sans someone wanting to harm me or mine. I do have a few neighbors along me dead end dirt road, but they're all down motherfuckers, and you can't even see another house from mine.

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    What the fuck is going on in here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shovelwitch View Post
    Sure you will.
    Try to run me over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shovelwitch View Post
    Hussssshhh we don't want to ruin the old folks chance to do some chest puffing, jsut kick back and watch the fun.
    So do you ride?I assume that seeing that you are a member of this forum that you do.even if it's on the weekend or to the bar,that's ok(that's a joke,by the way).so this guy says that he doesn't give a fuck if he runs you or one of your friends over because of your poor choice of vehicle?you don't get offended?he says he's not gonna look out for your safety but probably expects a Mac truck driver,who can't see him in his blind spots,to look out for him?of course idiots like that are gonna make me puff my chest out.you should too,cause it could be YOU that this moron kills,or your ole lady.then how would ya feel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnificentbastard View Post
    If you could kill somebody lets say... a person that is way down the list of being considered human like... Donald Rumsfeld for instance or that hairpiece wearing motherfucker D. Trump, somebody gives you a gun and says... no strings attached... no way anybody can trace this or you can get into trouble for it, do what you want.

    Wouldn't you like to shoot?

    I mean not out of spite or because you don't like the cunt, but just so you know what it feels like to look somebody in the eyes while distinguishing their life flame, to see the look of panic in their eyes when you lift that gun up to their forehead and your index finger is gently trying to find that sweet spot on the trigger and you brace yourself for the expected kickback. Then you pull the trigger and instantly see the red mist and other particles leaving the guys exit wound, for a second before collapsing his eyes are changing from sheer panic to a blank stare, looking through you now, then a second later he falls funny towards you and you take a few hasty steps backwards. You tilt your head and take it all in, a surprising amount of blood is now gushing out of both ears and his mouth and the happy sound of it splashing on the ground forming an ever expanding pool of dark red liquid, which makes you feel all giddy inside.
    You roll him over to take a look at him and to your surprise his eyes have changed yet again. They look all dull and mat now and not "alive" anymore *DUH*, they make you feel nauseous. But than you remember that the reason for this change is simple, the eyes are now dry and the dull look are dust particles that settle on the open eyes, just some of the first steps of the wonderful decomposition process, you laugh and call yourself a fool feeling all creeped out, and with a smile around your lips that would drive any sane person instantly mad you turn around and move over to victim number two.
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    yeah Shovelwitch do you even own a bike? wait.. I don't at the moment either.
    carry on.

    magbastard is pretty creepy in this thread.

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    Maybe the guy is just talking about rusty and showclass....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shovelwitch View Post
    Hussssshhh we don't want to ruin the old folks chance to do some chest puffing, jsut kick back and watch the fun.
    Us old fucks gotta do somethin'. We're not nearly hardcore enough to have a 12 page debate over whether or not the guy can ride a fucking skateboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loddytoddy View Post
    yeah Shovelwitch do you even own a bike? wait.. I don't at the moment either.
    carry on.

    magbastard is pretty creepy in this thread.
    Right? I mean it's a new kind of serious creepy, not the tag teaming midgets on a church pew creepy.

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    Almost borderline Mr. Rodgers creepy.

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    Yeah, fuck this thread. I'm out.

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