Help settle bet with OL

[turbonate]

Because it ain't very fuckin chopper to debate a new carb or a dishwasher with the ol.

#2 what kind of lawnmower do you have? I would say those would be a relevant comparison, a piece of equipment that makes a nessecary chore easier. the bike is your passion.find her purse, retrieve your testicles, get a carb, ride the fuck out of it, and she'll be pissed for a minute, but she'll get over it. Another thing to consider is that maybe she see how you lust after parts and bikes and maybe feels deprived. Does she do something that she is passionate about? Maybe she wishes you were still into her like that. Maybe a good moment for introspection, but get the goddamned carburetor.

[scuzzy]

1.Because dish washers dont wash dishes. They only sanitize.
2. You have a wife
3. You have a child
4. You may have childeren
5. You can wash your own dishes.
6. 4bills on a carb or 4 bills on drugs?
7. There is no redundancy in carbs, you wash the crap off in the sink then they get risned off in the dish sanitizer.
8. A blowjob can benifit both of you.
9. Washing dishes can be a fucked up punishment for your kids.
10. A fucked uo punishment will build character.
11. You kids will be productive members of society now that have some character.

[turbonate]

And they'll remember their dad as a chopper riding motherfucker instead of an incompetent buffoon who was always fumbling with his carburetor.

Really, if you consider all of the indirect repercussions, 150 reasons is no problem, especially if it's no holds barred.

Because I fucking said so is also a good reason. I'm divorced by the way.

[OleDirtyDoc]

1.You need a new carb
2.You need a new carb
3.You need a new carb...


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[JetBlackII]

Because it ain't very fuckin chopper to debate a new carb or a dishwasher with the ol.

#2 what kind of lawnmower do you have? I would say those would be a relevant comparison, a piece of equipment that makes a nessecary chore easier. the bike is your passion.find her purse, retrieve your testicles, get a carb, ride the fuck out of it, and she'll be pissed for a minute, but she'll get over it. Another thing to consider is that maybe she see how you lust after parts and bikes and maybe feels deprived. Does she do something that she is passionate about? Maybe she wishes you were still into her like that. Maybe a good moment for introspection, but get the goddamned carburetor.

Ok heres what you need to do, if the dishwasher sorta still works... fill a bowl of vinegar and put it sitting in the bottom rack. put a cup of baking soda all around the bottom, then run it on the highest heat setting... run another after that one has finished. if it isn't the motor or electrical that shit should function as new after those two cycles.

[Hoghead]

ok=so's if you get a new carb, you can stop tinkering with the bike, and maybe even do the washing up-it's good for removing the smell of gas from your hands.

[bing0808]

Good stuff jet. Did that a year ago. This time it became target practice over cold beers. By the way the carb was ordered before this tomfoolery. Will be put on this weekend. Hope to have it running by end of august

[JMFNC]

So.....no carb and no blowjob then? Should have bought the dishwasher and got head for a month straight afterwards. Then saved up for the carb.

But I really like getting head.

[farmall]

There's always yoga and autofellatio, but then you'd get nothing else done because by comparison nothing else would be worth doing.

[OleDirtyDoc]

There's always yoga and autofellatio, but then you'd get nothing else done because by comparison nothing else would be worth doing.

Just make sure you pat yourself on the head at the right moment so you know when to pull out

[Ramzilla]

Just make sure you pat yourself on the head at the right moment so you know when to pull out

Don't grab my ears I know what I'm doing.

[Ramzilla]

Unless this happened you don't need a new dishwasher. If this did happen then skull fuck her while she is down and eat off of paper plates.

[OleDirtyDoc]

Don't grab my ears I know what I'm doing.

Can I pet your head?

[Ramzilla]

Can I pet your head?

Rub with the hair not against it.

[OleDirtyDoc]

Can I pull your hair?

[metalheart28]

it will give you better gas mileage and save you money!

[farmall]

That broken dishwasher pic is the unreliable Kenmore "Rihanna" model.

You have to slap those around before you throw a load in them.

[OleDirtyDoc]

That broken dishwasher pic is the unreliable Kenmore "Rihanna" model.

You have to slap those around before you throw a load in them.

Sometime even afterwards too

[Cisco726]

[Cisco726]

Unless this happened you don't need a new dishwasher. If this did happen then skull fuck her while she is down and eat off of paper plates.

Thanks to you fuckers whenever I see or hear "skull fuck" I will think of this-