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    Living here for most of my natural born life I guess the novelty of this place is lost on me. I keep away from anything strip or downtown at all costs. But I still reserve the right to give opinions based on my experiences. Can kinda sum the entire place up in a few different categories.

    Doucher Status:
    Strip casinos/night clubs. Nearly every one from Russel Rd. to Sahara Rd. (The entire length of the "Strip" damn near) has one or more inside. Shiny shirts, Affliction everything, hair gel, suuuper drunk broads with anger issues and repressed lesbian tendencies.

    Horndog Status:
    Few dozen titty bars ranging from C team washed up broads to AA+ level porn star supermodel dancers. Prices are definitely according to talent level. Costly drinks, inebriated patrons horned up and itching for action either fucking or fighting. And greedy dancers hell bent on making you miss a mortgage payment or three.

    Hipster Status:
    Many, many dive/dump/hip/cool bars around here. The north end of the Strip past the Stratosphere is where these lurk. Dino's, Atomic Liquors are two of the oldest in town. Cheap drinks, great tunes, dark, smoky, dingy, like a bar should be. Franks Tiki is up Charleston just west of the I15. You'll catch lung cancer in there, but you'll also catch a great buzz. Fremont street is loaded from top to bottom with decent spots. Hogs and Heifers is a joke. Those fucking bullhorns get old after 0.01 seconds and getting screamed at while ordering an $8 pbr kinda sucks. Park somewhere off Fremont and walk the length acquiring a buzz and you'll pretty see the entire chart of human development along the way. You'll have fun man, don't try to do too much in one visit. Save some for the next time.
    Last edited by shiftace; 01-30-2015 at 12:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiftace View Post

    Hogs and Heifers is a joke. Those fucking bullhorns get old after 0.01 seconds and getting screamed at while ordering an $8 pbr kinda sucks.
    No wonder Michelle Dell's little dog Hank wouldn't come to ya when you called out his name....
    .......... (The Little Critter was Deaf .. !!) ..........
    Last edited by Dragstews; 01-30-2015 at 5:58 PM.

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