bad jokes

[7and7is]

Whats red and green and goes a 110 mph? Frog in a blender

[sledhooligan]

Whats the best part about having sex with thirty six year olds?
theres thirty of them
whats the best part about having sex with a 12 yr old girl in the shower?
slicking her hair back so she looks 10........whats better then that?... fucking and 8 yr old boy

what does a bike and a black guy have in common ?
they only work with chains on

[Ramzilla]

What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
You just KNOW she'll swallow!

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle,

A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.

[KeysRyder]

Heard all this... I live about 4 miles from Ferguson... So on that note.. How many black guys does it take to start a riot? -1

Speaking of riots in Ferguson, did you all hear they looted again last night. They hit the Payless Shoe store and stole everything but the Work Boots!

[loddytoddy]

what's the opposite of Christopher Reeves...?

....Christopher Walken

[humancertainty]

A priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a bench. A little boy walks by and the priest says, "Let's fuck that little boy!"
The rabbi says, "Fuck him out of what?"

[klondikekid64]

What did the priest say to the Indian chief? Can I bum a buck?

[humancertainty]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
How do you make a kid cry twice?
Wipe your dick off on their teddy bear.

[Grantman]

What did Jesus say when he was on the cross?



Peter, I can see your house from here!

[KrowMagnum]

What's the difference between a refrigerator and your old lady's asshole ?

The fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out...

[klondikekid64]

Negros are living proof that Indians fucked buffalo.

[bighat]

Why do farmers fuck sheep on the edge of cliffs?

So they push back.

[mrFACE]

What happened when Helen Keller fell down the well?

She screamed her hands off.

[HedleyLamarr]

what did the little Mexican kid get for Christmas?

my bike

[klondikekid64]

Why did the scotchman keep watching the porn tape in reverse? He liked the part when the hooker gives the money back.