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    Default I'm laidup in the hospital and bored. Does anyone wanna talk bikes?

    I've been in here a month, and I feel like crawling the walls and talking to myself. ANYONE WANNA HELP ME PASS SOME TIME?

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    If anyone wants to call and talk, my phone number is 318-581-2237. I'll be awake all nite, slept most of the day, so its not too late to call.

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    get your nurse to jack you off. it will help you sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nuklhd View Post
    get your nurse to jack you off. it will help you sleep.
    When I was in the hospital all doped up after my accident I woke up with the cleaning ladies phone number on the table next to my bed lol!! I don't even know what I said to get it.

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    Watch this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teetz View Post
    When I was in the hospital all doped up after my accident I woke up with the cleaning ladies phone number on the table next to my bed lol!! I don't even know what I said to get it.

    She peeked under the sheet and then left her number...

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    Quote Originally Posted by goofyfoot2001 View Post
    Watch this
    Look up "Hitler smells a fart", much better IMHO, lol.

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    i know all kinda dirty jokes i can text ya

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    Maybe if I drink some more I can add something constructive to this thread.

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    Going for a c-spine fusion next week and threw this together to hold my phone on my bedrail so I can view it conveniently.

    I previously used the same clamp with a flat sheet metal plate (cover for a 4x4 electric box) and Velcro to hold a conventional phone for my father. The protruding bolts keep the bedrail from sliding too far into the clamp where there is less grip. Bedrail sizes may vary.

    The holder etc are RAM parts off Ebay (I had them on hand as I use a lot of their gear). Lots of variations including tablet holders so if you are gonna be bedridden for a while you can be much more comfortable. Parts shown below are examples, see Ebay for good pics of their stuff. I use a 1" ball with long 1/4"-20 stud and all-metal locknuts from the hardware store. You want locknuts for this and you'll see why. You have a variety of 1" ball clamp length choices and X-Grip sizes to choose from. Their 2" line is more for laptops and large tablets.

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    Default Text em to me!

    Sounds fun!

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    Tfats funny as hell!

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    What's the best part of fingering a gypsy on the rag?


    You get your palm red for free!

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    I feel your pain, been laid up since Sep 19th, when I wrecked my bike and broke both legs. Pain isn't to bad now, but the cabin fever is a bitch!

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    Ya gots some high quality advice. A blowjob is always good for yer sleep. Perhaps you can get a doc to write a prescription.

    Here's a little light motorsickle-related reading for ya...

    http://xlforum.net/vbportal/forums/s....php?t=1802273

    Later...

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