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    Default Painted my first helmet (NSFW)

    A lot of lessons learned and a lot of fuck ups along the way. The entire experience was pretty humbling, but I'm stoked about the finished product. Looking forward to painting the rest of the shitty old helmets hanging in my garage.

    Started out with a yellow maxon (maybe shoulda' left it that way).
    Here it is with the foam and liner separated out and starting to pull some of the decals off using a heavy duty thinner.



    Ended up with this odd piece of dick art.

    (before cut & buff, check out that orange peel)


    After wetsanding to 1500 and cut & buff.




    my buddy pointed out that I should pick up some biltwell goggles. he's smarter than I am, so I'll probably order a pair today.
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    I don't know if you noticed, but you have a dick on your helmet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NIGHTTIGER666 View Post
    I don't know if you noticed, but you have a dick on your helmet.
    yes, but now you've got my dick in your head... wait.

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    Good freakin job bro, I wish I could pait like that. But what the fuck is going on there? Naked man-moose of fury?

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    Real nice work. Could do with a lot less DICK! Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisco726 View Post
    Real nice work. Could do with a lot less DICK! Lol!
    i thought bigger would be even better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NIGHTTIGER666 View Post
    I don't know if you noticed, but you have a dick on your helmet.
    That's not a dick...it's a penis.

    Penis = you are technically male but that thing isn't going to do anything for anyone but you.
    Dick = you can put a smile on most women's faces.
    Cock = most women won't be able to fit much of it in their mouth and forget about anal unless she's absolutely hammered.

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    Well, at first I was thinking, why would you want a penis on the back of your head... then I realized that if you had a chick riding with you, it would be right in her face.. so right on.

    ... but then I see your FXR doesn't have a back seat, so IDK what to think of your decisions here.

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    Gotta freak out the squares man.
    I had a dream where I woke up inside of an elk carcass and had to tear my way out of the ribcage. In the dream I was naked in the winter and had to go into survival mode. Figured when I painted it I wouldn't censor it because a dick doesn't really shock me, especially not my own.

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    also, i'm working on a design for a short sissy bar and luggage rack that a passenger seat would snap to, so eventually my cold dick will be in a passengers face.

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    That is amazing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisco726 View Post
    Real nice work. Could do with a lot less DICK! Lol!
    that's what your mom tells me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadSeaGulls View Post
    ...
    I had a dream where I woke up inside of an elk carcass and had to tear my way out of the ribcage. In the dream I was naked ...
    Every now and again peyote will bite you in the ass.
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    Nice work, I'm always amazed at some of the crazy talent on this forum - and a little jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NIGHTTIGER666 View Post
    I don't know if you noticed, but you have a dick on your helmet.
    I died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillakilla View Post
    that's what your mom tells me.
    Of course, she's concerned about your dick fetish. Haha!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChicagoRedux View Post
    Every now and again peyote will bite you in the ass.
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    Nice work, I'm always amazed at some of the crazy talent on this forum - and a little jealous.
    you're like the dr. house of trip diagnosis.

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    I'm tell you guys, you're gonna want that cowbell....

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    killer schwantz!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadSeaGulls View Post
    Gotta freak out the squares man.
    haha. i'm no square and it freaks me out. you covered all the bases

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    like the movie "Freddie got fingered" "Get inside of the animals".

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