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    Default so i was set straight by the local chapter of the soa

    So im ridding down the road just cruisin getting pissed off at all the fucking red lights and i see three bikes get in behind me and thats cool i like to ride in groups, now i didnt recognize any of them but i saw all three were wearing leather vests. So i assumed it was a few of the local outlaws, was i ever wrong. So i make a few random turns letting the pipes sing reving high and just playing on my bike. Thats where i made my mistake. I pull into a gas station and they pull in with me. now im slightly concerned they have been following for a while now and i still dont know who they are. So two pull up behind me and one pulls in front of me and thats when i see the full sons of anarchy patch set on each of them and i look at the bikes all stock all new and thats why they were there the smallest guy gets off and starts yelling about how people like me give "real" bikers a bad name and i should put mufflers on that piece of shit before they see me again which i took as the lamest threat ive ever heard so i tell them where they can go and what to do when they get there thats when the station manager came out and threatend to call the cops and all is over. Just wondering if any of you guys have had any run ins with the real bikers saying your giving bikers a bad name for loud pipes and fun riding

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    that's hilarious, what kind of posers are these guys riding around wearing TV show cuts.

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    "Real bikers" enforce municipal sound ordinances, SoNnNnN!

    Break yo'self for some high quality exhaust before we call the local constable!

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    Thats uh....wow.....I dont know what to say...

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    I really hate the term "biker". Whenever someone learns that you ride a Harley, they refer to you as a biker. Some people put on a SOA shirt or hop on a bike and now they are no longer accountants, they have transformed into a "biker". Then they do stupid shit as described. Hate it.

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    I would have just kindly asked them how I could become a prospect.

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    Jesus H Christ, I don't know what I would have done...

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    They usually have a way of working themselves out.

    Next one they do that to may explain the implications of a patch

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    Quote Originally Posted by maddmaxjack View Post
    Jesus H Christ, I don't know what I would have done...
    I do, and it's a good thing it didn't happen to me!

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    Being threatened by dudes on quiet bikes in SOA leathers over your loud pipes? You can't make that shit up.

    I woulda been like "I'm CRAZY, get outta here, before I cut YOUR mufflers off!"

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    Dude, if you would have punched him it would have been the greatest day of his life. He would be telling his grandkids about his biker gang rumble.

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    Ass clowns are one of my favorite forms of entertainment. I'm sure that immediately after the clown said that I would have a long, loud and hearty laugh at their tomfuckery.........In fact I am laughing right now.

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    I... you... wait... what... they.... fuck... ice cream... dandelion hat.

    I think I'm gonna go set fire to my bike. I just can't take this shit much more.

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    Should have told him, Jax sent you down there, cause he heard the local chapter was soft.

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    I've heard some dumbasses are actually getting the back tattoo
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    We should all get Bill Hates You tattoos on our backs.

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    Now, that's a funny story. Don't be too hard on them, they were probably just having a rough day - I'm guessing they were trailering their bikes to the local Hooters when they got a flat tire and were forced to ride their bikes the rest of the way while the other gang members stayed with the trailer and waited for triple-A.


    I truly wish I'd been there, I think I would have laughed so hard that I'd have to change my pants.

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    Yuppies playing dress up and trying to be cool. That's hilarious, you can't make stuff like that up.

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    Anarchy=quiet exhaust, Huh who the fuck would have thunk it?

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    That was an awesome story. But right here in Woodbridge, NJ "Rubsys' Hood" there are a couple of volunteer Fireman wearing "Sons of the Maltese" t-shirts. It takes all kinds.

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