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    Default found a dog in a ditch... moved it myself...

    Just a random story from the road.
    a little early in the season i know but i had to share.

    Got in a little putt on the daily with the wife on friday. had some real fly weather and it was nice to get out.
    On our way back we cut thru a nice little smooth tar and chip road that leads thru the countryside and rolled up to a stop sign in a valley. I looked to my left and there is a big ol yellow lab laying on its side in the ditch with its head up looking at me.

    man, wifey is a dog lover me too so we have to stop. hes acting like hes hurt and not getting up but hes holding his head up and looking around. hes got a collar on and a tag. one side has a phone number and the other says DOGA

    i call the number and an angry sounding asian lady answers i explain we found this big yellow lab and where he is she says shes on her way.
    wife is knelt by his side making over him for a good 20 minutes before she gets there hes grunting and breathing hard he does not sound good

    she shows up in a lil beat up subaru wagon. she gets out and walks up to us and we point to the dog. we explain how we found him and shes just standing there looking at us and nodding her head. i offer to help her load him up as he is kinda overweight.

    her eyes widen and she shouts "Oh he no hurt, he just lazy!!"
    she turns to the dog and starts shouting. "Get up!! you get up dog-ah!!
    YOU GET UP RIGHT NOW!!! YOU LAZY!! she just yells at him until
    he gets up and hes fine walks his ass to the sube wagon and gets in the back.

    apparently he was just resting in a ditch and enjoying being pet by a pretty girl.

    you meet the strangest people on a sportster....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 71butcher View Post
    Just a random story from the road.
    she shouts "Oh he no hurt, he just lazy!!"
    she turns to the dog and starts shouting. "Get up!! you get up dog-ah!!
    YOU GET UP RIGHT NOW!!! YOU LAZY!! she just yells at him until
    he gets up and hes fine walks his ass to the sube wagon and gets in the back.
    Made my day! Great telling of a road story

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    Hahaha that's awesome! Sounds like something my dog would do.

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    HAHA Good looking out even though His lazy ass played you like a fiddle.

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    You know,if there really are aliens and they ever visit earth, they'll walk up to the first dog they see and start talkin to him/her. Cause if they have been watchin for long it's pretty obvious who has the brains and who is the boss. DOGS! Nobody follows me around and picks up my shit or works all day so I have a warm home and some damn good food to eat! And I know from experience if I was layin in ditch some fucker on a Sportster with a hot babe wouldn't stop and check me out!!

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    Awesome story. I'm on my 4th Lab.......fuckers got some funny personalities

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    Great start to a day man, Funny.

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