Things you do that you think nobody else does

[GeeRock]

If I catch squirrels burying nuts in my yard. I go out, dig them up and throw them the fuck out of my yard. No one rides for free.

Ya! Fuck those freeloaders, man.

[Badassjamie]

I always make the next person flush my dumps.

[Guest]

I always make the next person flush my dumps.

I dont blame you... I dont shit in public bathrooms, but I flush all handles with my foot I'm not touching that fucking thing.

[WarHorse]

Anytime I shit in the bookstore bathroom, I always take a magazine from the shelf to read. But, I don't feel like I should take that magazine back to the shelf, and some unknowing bro buy it, and it's got fecal air particles all over it, so I just leave it in the bathroom.

[Badassjamie]

today I stuck a Post-It note that read, "PLEASE DON'T FLUSH", on an unholy dump I took that was sticking out of the water.

[Arsenal]

My stomach kinda hurts from laughing at this page alone.

I keep a two dollar bill in my wallet all the time. Up until a few weeks ago, I would never set the heat in my car on 2. I would always use 1, 3 and 4.

[Guest]

Fried egg and peanut butter sandwich.

[SquashThatFly]

i see faces in wheels and hubcaps that are rolling.

[BlackFase]

I smell my deodorant before I put it on... Without fail. Cap off, smell, apply. I don't know why...

[beat]

when i have a store bought coffee the seam of the cup MUST be 180* from the drinking opening.
like paper covered styrofoam or paper cups w/ those cardboard heat protectors...than both need to be in line and 180* from the mouth hole.
no luck at dunkin donuts that has full styrofoam cups w/o seams.

i dont think i'm weird.....
i discovered years ago that clocking the lid that way i can grab the cup w/ my right or left hand and by feeling the seam i can drink my coffee w/o looking at the cup and not spill it on my face or shirt.

[Townson]

My feet can't be touching any surface when I cross railroad tracks. If I'm in a car, I hold them above the floorboard until I'm across. If I'm on my bike, I'll just hold my legs straight out lol. It's some kind of superstitious shit I picked up from my parents. Supposedly if you don't pick up your feet, someone you love will die.

If a black cat crosses the road in front of me, I've gotta draw an imaginary X on the windshield.

I always flip 1 cigarette upside down when I open up the pack for the first time. It's the first one i touch and the last one I smoke. Supposed to be good luck.

I pop my knuckles by making a fist and pressing it against my face until they pop lol

[scott45acp]

I think out loud when I am working (Programmer). My coworker says I have little discussions with my self

[slinginrods]

I make up stupid little jingles about my cat all the time. shit drives my girl crazy. I also eat mac n cheese with hotdogs. when I was little I ate hotdogs with only mayo.

[MJonah]

I say "okay" to myself constantly when I'm working on something. Especially if I'm trying to get a lot of stuff done at one time. I guess it keeps me focusing on one thing at a time.

[Dragstews]

I seen the Titanic dock ..... Does that count ... ???