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What the fuck is wrong with this dude!?
"Very rare, highly desirable. This is it...the HONDA CB750.....K . The bike every shop wants. The ultimate heavyweight classic that has all the guys driving up prices. Get ready to start ordering parts and hacksawing the frame off to turn this lump of coal into a diamond. With only a few months of internet reading and outsourcing all the fab work you can start you own custom build. Trust me it's easy, and most of the hard work is done. These winter prices won't last!!
Here's the deal with all the mods I already did. First I turned the bars upside down to give it that race stance. Then I cut the coils from rear shocks. I threw the seat in the garbage because it was big and comfy...and my girlfriend liked riding with me...haha..not now!! I also threw the ugly gauges and blinkers, all the electrics in the bin to get this thing race ready. Then I moved into the mods on the mechanics. First I threw the airbox in the garbage and clamped on some pod filters. Then I put sea foam in the tank to clean the carbs. I sawzalled off the pipes and started to make a custom one off exhaust to unlease all of the potential. My stick welder kept burning holes in the metal so I stopped there. I was going to save up for a mig welder so I could finish but my fixie got stole so I needed the cash for a bus pass. I took the rest of the machine apart to powder coat every little part so I could tell people it's been powdercoated. Sadly my girlfriend left me, and kicked me out. The bikes located under my stairway in boxes in uptown. It's a simple project and this thing should be worth 20-30k when it's all finished. I've already done all the hard mods and all you have left to do is rewire, have the frame tig welded , along with exhaust...paint, oury grips, wooden seat wrapped in vinyl, maybe some led lights? Like I said it's a blank canvas. Oh and a title.., and I think just clean out the acorns and mouse nest in transmission. That's about it! The motor is loose. It spins when I hook an impact wrench to the crank. So motor is solid, for sure. Oh the carbs should be cleaned.. but you already new that, that's a given.
I will include any extra parts any hopefully I can still find the front forks and rim. I lost the materlink to chain, and some of the jets for the carbs. But that's no biggie.
Anyways I'm firm on price. No tire kickers, no talkers, no emails, no texts! Show up with a CASH , repeat CASH only. Money talks. I'm not stupid and I know what these beauties are worth. I'll write a bill of sale... FIRM!!
I'll include a open face helmet, a couple pairs of my riding jeans, ( size 2 woman's) and some aviators. You guys from uptown know what these are worth and this is the real deal. Repeat this is a super rare cb model Honda. This is the holy grail "k" model. This is the bike everyone wants. You buy this and you'll be set for a long long time as far as a bike goes.
Bike can be seen anytime after 10pm on Tuesday. I work as hair shampooer at Jon English and work late Then I work at Muddy Waters, so that the only time I'm free - Thanks - Alfonso."Comment
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you can rely on good work to be done by a "hair shampooer" I wonder what that gig pays...Comment
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I don't know what's wrong with him but his ex is fine as hell. Think he'll give me her number if I call him?Comment
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A hair shampooer named Alfonso, who wears womens' jeans, got his 'fixie' stolen, so he needs a bus pass... ROFL.
If you pull that off, you would be a god among men. Plus it'd be a hell of an upgrade for her, you've actually got a bad-ass bike; but then again, anything is better than a dude wearing womens' pants.
Come up to MSP, hit up the VFW with us twin cities 33'ers- it is in Uptown, maybe you can bump into her and take her for a ride.Comment
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I was just at the VFW last night (except it was in Princeton and I had to convince the bartender to put out his cigarette and come inside to serve me a beer) I love the hinterland!Comment
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I thought the Vfw in princeton was a meth lab, I didn't know there was a bar there too!Comment
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meth lab is above the NAPA.Comment
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He can charge $25K since It's the uber rare, highly sought after 3 headlight model.Comment
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What the fuck is wrong with this dude!?
"Very rare, highly desirable. This is it...the HONDA CB750.....K . The bike every shop wants. The ultimate heavyweight classic that has all the guys driving up prices. Get ready to start ordering parts and hacksawing the frame off to turn this lump of coal into a diamond. With only a few months of internet reading and outsourcing all the fab work you can start you own custom build. Trust me it's easy, and most of the hard work is done. These winter prices won't last!!
Here's the deal with all the mods I already did. First I turned the bars upside down to give it that race stance. Then I cut the coils from rear shocks. I threw the seat in the garbage because it was big and comfy...and my girlfriend liked riding with me...haha..not now!! I also threw the ugly gauges and blinkers, all the electrics in the bin to get this thing race ready. Then I moved into the mods on the mechanics. First I threw the airbox in the garbage and clamped on some pod filters. Then I put sea foam in the tank to clean the carbs. I sawzalled off the pipes and started to make a custom one off exhaust to unlease all of the potential. My stick welder kept burning holes in the metal so I stopped there. I was going to save up for a mig welder so I could finish but my fixie got stole so I needed the cash for a bus pass. I took the rest of the machine apart to powder coat every little part so I could tell people it's been powdercoated. Sadly my girlfriend left me, and kicked me out. The bikes located under my stairway in boxes in uptown. It's a simple project and this thing should be worth 20-30k when it's all finished. I've already done all the hard mods and all you have left to do is rewire, have the frame tig welded , along with exhaust...paint, oury grips, wooden seat wrapped in vinyl, maybe some led lights? Like I said it's a blank canvas. Oh and a title.., and I think just clean out the acorns and mouse nest in transmission. That's about it! The motor is loose. It spins when I hook an impact wrench to the crank. So motor is solid, for sure. Oh the carbs should be cleaned.. but you already new that, that's a given.
I will include any extra parts any hopefully I can still find the front forks and rim. I lost the materlink to chain, and some of the jets for the carbs. But that's no biggie.
Anyways I'm firm on price. No tire kickers, no talkers, no emails, no texts! Show up with a CASH , repeat CASH only. Money talks. I'm not stupid and I know what these beauties are worth. I'll write a bill of sale... FIRM!!
I'll include a open face helmet, a couple pairs of my riding jeans, ( size 2 woman's) and some aviators. You guys from uptown know what these are worth and this is the real deal. Repeat this is a super rare cb model Honda. This is the holy grail "k" model. This is the bike everyone wants. You buy this and you'll be set for a long long time as far as a bike goes.
Bike can be seen anytime after 10pm on Tuesday. I work as hair shampooer at Jon English and work late Then I work at Muddy Waters, so that the only time I'm free - Thanks - Alfonso."
You do realize it's a joke right? The bike in the picture with the girl is a DOHC while the engine picture is a SOHC.Comment
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Anybody remember this goofy ass thing? Guy I know just bought it after selling hayabusa *Facepalm*Comment
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