Swazi Rants

Originally Posted by tripiii

but i never understood why i have never seen one where it belongs on a chopped bmw.

lmao

I fucked myself with a swazi. I sold my bike to a buddy a few years ago, the tank had a virgin mary on it. He got a gas leak and it fucked the paint. No problem I will repaint it. He says redo the Mary holding guns and dont paint any cocks or Swazi shit on it. So being an asshat I painted a red swazi on the virgin mary, but I dont know much about it so I got it backwords He hurt his back and I ended up buying the bike back from him. Now I got this stupid backwords swazi on my tank and its the first thing people point out. fuck me

I was gonna leave it alone but this is just too good. http://www.chopcult.com/shocker998md/classifieds/39372/ you just gotta love these "good luck" boots made by aryan wear (and the fact that the seller misspelled aryan)

Putting that racist shit on your bike is like the 15 year old who buys those giant raver/bondage gimp pants at hot topic so he can shock his parents and act like he"s not trying to be cool but really they're like " hey, look at me, I'm a badass!" but in reality they look like fucking morons. Ha ha, ok I'm done.