If you can't do this, you're not a badass booze head!

In the time it took him to do that, I could have pounded two beers at least.

the chainsaw keychain just never really caught on.

Fuck that, it's pretty cool though.

Originally Posted by Hooligan80

In the time it took him to do that, I could have pounded two beers at least.

39 seconds? bitch please

That is pretty neat.

In my prime, I could've pounded 2 beers in 39 seconds. I could make it even easier and put 3 in a beer bong.

Originally Posted by poonslammer

39 seconds? bitch please

how many of u fukers r gonna lose a toe tryin that? i know im gonna give it a try tomorrow. it makes no difference if u win or lose, just as long as u look good gettin there. and that deffinately lookt good.

If someone try it, film it and put it here. I want to see that.

Screw the beer, I had to rewind it to see if that girl had pants on

Originally Posted by Grindhouse

i would have done it without it foaming over. sheesh, what a waste of beer......

now, back to SOA.

I would probably have broken the bottle and cut off my foot trying to do that.

Plus you get that nice coat of bar oil on the bottle too, yum!

Thats pretty awesome!

I loved that bottle cap video. Really makes me thirsty.

Originally Posted by Grindhouse

I'm getting old I guess, but I just do it with my swiss army knife...

Unless I'm in the garage and then I use an old-fashioned device called a "ChurchKey.'

My 29 yr. old whippersnapper step son spotted it recently and had no idea what it was.
And had never even heard the name.

A little later, he was not sure I was telling the truth when he ran across a beer-can opener & asked WTF IT was. I never liked beer in cans, so in the day I used it as a Triumph gasket scraper...

I don't think the kid watches many old movies.

Originally Posted by REV

I guess nobody does it with their teeth anymore...

There's nothing badass about a Stihl chainsaw. Husqvarna is where it's at.

Originally Posted by Townson

There's nothing badass about a Stihl chainsaw. Husqvarna is where it's at.

Your way off base... Husky makes a good (decent) saw. Problem is, poulan doesn't. Check for the "made in Sweden" tag on a husky before you buy it, if it's not there, it was made by poulan. poulan makes absolute junk shit. Stihl's will take a fucking beating, and out perform even the swed made huskys, day after day.