Trying to sell on Craigslist, fuck me.

So I'm trying to sell a really nice 83 FLHS for a reasonable price. Here's the retarded shit I get in replies.

"Can you text me pictures" There is fucking pictures posted in the ad.
"The dealer will give $2400.00 in trade, will you take that?" Price posted is $4400.00
"Will you trade for a 1977 Chevy pickup (stock) that needs rod bearings?" Fuck what?
"Why does it have a kick start and electric? Did you install the kick because the starter broke?"
And a bunch of "call me" replies.

Fuck Me, Im a fucking retard magnet, or I may be their leader.

Definitely a magnet. Drew me in...

Im dealing with the same shit, If ebay were free, im sure you would get it there to

These days I have to really need money to sell shit on CL. It's just full of retards now. 3 or 4 years ago it wasn't bad. It was fucking RAD back in like 2004.

Have to give them a gooood reply.

I'm sorry, I won't be out for another year or two... but if you'd send me 1/2 the money now I can guarantee you the $2000.00 price as soon as I get paroled.

It's not you, it's just the general public. I had a Sporster for sale back in the '70's and a guy came to look at it. He said, "Man... I been told you have Ran the Hell out of this bike". My reply was, "If I own it, I ride it the way I want too. The best thing for you to do is go buy a New one"!

Originally Posted by Tngoofball

So I'm trying to sell a really nice 83 FLHS for a reasonable price. Here's the retarded shit I get in replies.

"Can you text me pictures" There is fucking pictures posted in the ad.
"The dealer will give $2400.00 in trade, will you take that?" Price posted is $4400.00
"Will you trade for a 1977 Chevy pickup (stock) that needs rod bearings?" Fuck what?
"Why does it have a kick start and electric? Did you install the kick because the starter broke?"
And a bunch of "call me" replies.

Fuck Me, Im a fucking retard magnet, or I may be their leader.

Id reply with answers as retarded as the questions

"what is texting?"

"sure ill take $2400 but the wheels, engine, trans and handlebars are extra."

"does it have a hurst shifter?"

"the electric starter is powered by the kicker. it charges it"

I got this on a bike I have listed for $2000:

"Trade you high end RCS?"

Never bothered to email back and find out what in the everliving fuck RCS is and how much it would take to equal $2000.... so if anyone knows please let me in on the secret.

Originally Posted by erockson

I got this on a bike I have listed for $2000:

"Trade you high end RCS?"

Urban dictionary says...

Never bothered to email back and find out what in the everliving fuck RCS is and how much it would take to equal $2000.... so if anyone knows please let me in on the secret.

1. rcs 40 up, 5 down
usually pronounced "are ceez", the term is the plural of the letters of the acronym for research chemicals, q.v.

as a slang term this would refer to the classes of substances not yet scheduled by the DEA as dangerous drugs, usually and particularly but not limited to, the large groups of Tryptamine and Phenethylamine compounds known for their psychoactivity but that have somehow evaded explicit mention in the DEA schedule.

This list would include AMT alpha, 5-meo-DMT deemers, 5-meo-DIPT foxy, and other tryptamine compounds as well as phenthylamine compounds such as 2C-E, 2C-I, 2C-T7 and others.

It is perhaps worth noting that at one time in the past, drugs such as LSD-25, mescaline and MDMA had the status of "research chemical" for varying lengths of time before being used by the population with such frequency as to arouse the attention of the authorities.
q: what drugs have you done?
a: well ive taken lots of drugs. acid, real lsd-25 and just crazy wack blotters and microdots, who knows what was on them. shrooms of course. peyote once. of course i also love a good portion of the rcs: AMT was a personal favorite until it got scheduled.



But it might be remote controls cars...

Honestly rather get the retards then the know it alls. I am selling a nice Honda outboard and a guy writes "How many hours? Plug it up!" I told him no idea on the hours or what the hell plug it up is. Said I could take it to the Honda dealership and they could plug it in and give me some history on the motor. I found that interesting but Honda does some wild shit. He says "It would be hard for me or most persons today, to buy a late model engine without a history of that run time."

Hey you fucking idiot, people have been buying motorized shit for over a century now without fucking computers! Get a goddamn clue you retard, it's called a fucking mechanic! And to top it off this stupid dipshit was fucking wrong, this motor has no fucking computer on it that you can plug anything into.

Originally Posted by Pendulum

These days I have to really need money to sell shit on CL. It's just full of retards now. 3 or 4 years ago it wasn't bad. It was fucking RAD back in like 2004.

Ain't that the fucking truth. CL is kinda like California, used to be nice, now its just full of idiots screwing it up.

I wrote this on my FB a while back....

"Dear Craigslist.com,

Please put into effect an age requirement for users to attain my contact info/ phone number. the age i would suggest is at least 18.
ALso there MUST be a check box added that says: "I will NOT need to ask my mommy if i can buy"
And also a check box that says "I will not ask the seller STUPID pointless questions that waste there time, such as: "whats the top speed?" "Does it have power?" "Will you take half of your asking price, deliever it for free and give me a warranty?" "


I was selling a 98 wrangler and 01 yz85 dirt bike at the time and got SOOOOO many stupid calls and texts...i'm doing email from now on texting is easy enough that any tard can put your number in and type some giberish to ask a stupid question, but someone more interested might be willing to email you....thats what i think anyway

FML... With the last group of retardation I had to deal with was bad, one guy lived like 500 miles away which is fine if he wants to make the drive out but he had to get a ride down to check my truck out. I figured he'd buy it if he made the trip down but his buddy was only going as far south as LA and he wanted me to drive up and meet him. Great if he wanted to buy it but then how the fuck do I get home? Needless to say never did end up meeting this kid and we decided to keep the truck for a little longer, now TOL is hassling me to sell it again and as much as I want to get a little pickup that gets better mileage I do not want to deal with fucktards trying to lowball or work some kind of tweaked out trade.


Sent while masturbating in the handicap stall.

Originally Posted by NGH450

I.i'm doing email from now on texting is easy enough that any tard can put your number in and type some giberish to ask a stupid question, but someone more interested might be willing to email you....thats what i think anyway

Email is the only way Ive ever done craigslist. You can choose not to respond to the idiots and it also keeps things in order better than a ton of fucking calls to your cellphone.

As stated before, craigs used to be awesome before it got overlypopular.

I always thought craigslist was for getting laid until I joined Chopcult.

I was selling my ShovelHead FL years ago and guy was drooling all over it, loved everything about, loved the price but changed his mind because deep down he really wanted a Harley instead. WTF!

i once was selling a panhead motor on CL years ago.
i literally had a guy email me asking if i would trade a 78 dodge pickup (that needed minor mech. work),and a years worth of chicken eggs from his chicken farm

......i declined.

Originally Posted by KickassSeaBass

Ain't that the fucking truth. CL is kinda like California, used to be nice, now its just full of idiots screwing it up.

I can't even find any decent hookers on there these days.

Craigslist buttholes leave such a sour taste in my mouth.

I need to stop responding to M4M ads...

Originally Posted by UncleMonkey

I was selling my ShovelHead FL years ago and guy was drooling all over it, loved everything about, loved the price but changed his mind because deep down he really wanted a Harley instead. WTF!

He didn't deserve a shovel anyways then.


I freaking crack up at the guys on CL that go on and on about how its such a head-turner blah blah chrome blah blah and ask 3-4 times what its worth, then bitch about low-ballers. Derp. Haven't seen a decent deal on CL in forever anyway.

Ok now this is fucked up. After telling some friends about the tards on CL. My I thought friend tells me to search all of Craig's, and type in "panties." apparently you can buy used panties these days.

WTF