My friend is parked at our local Wal Mart I know this because she has just called me. I had just left Wal Mart. We have a long standing bout for pranking each other. I couldn't let this pass. She has an F-250 long bed , I live on a ranch so I always have rope and a knife in my truck. I took about 200 ft of rope that had been marinating in cow poop and tied one end off on her driver side mirror then tied off on the handle, up and over the cab, tied off on the other handle, to the mirror, around the whole cab twice then tied off last on the passenger mirror. There was alot of people watching and I had to explain to a kid that was dialing on his phone frantically. I was pretty sure he was calling the popo. I explained and him and his friend actually sat there for an hour and 15 min waiting for her to come out. When she came out she stated laughing and shouting nasty names at me. The kids laughed their asses off. The best was the old couple that were giving her dirty looks for breaking into her own truck. Funny shit. While she was in the store I text her and asked if she needed a knife. I got no response because she had no clue why I would text that but it freaked her out knowing our past history.
I know I have it coming I need some help on how to get her back in the future. I also wanted to hear some stories as most of the guys we ride with are big pranksters.
I had a buddy that liked to pull pranks. So after he pulled a few on me, I just said bay backs a bitch and went out to his truck popped the hood and ran a wire from the brake light switch down to the horn. So every time he stepped on the brakes the horn would go off.
He had to go through town to get home. Lots of traffic lights. LOL
The next day when he got to work he just said you win how the fuck do I fix that?
I had a buddy that liked to pull pranks. So after he pulled a few on me, I just said bay backs a bitch and went out to his truck popped the hood and ran a wire from the brake light switch down to the horn. So every time he stepped on the brakes the horn would go off.
He had to go through town to get home. Lots of traffic lights. LOL
The next day when he got to work he just said you win how the fuck do I fix that?
. Did the same horn wiring trick to a guy once but went from left turn signal to horn.
We shrink wrapped a dudes car with about 1000 feet of 3' pallet wrap - couldn't even see his car anymore.
I found an 18" purple double headed dildo one night (I work at a waste to energy power plant) and we jammed it in the bosses receiver on his truck, leaving about a foot hanging out, wiring it in using tig wire through the hitch pin hole - 4 days later his wife woke him up in the middle of the day damanding to know "what is this all about!", while shaking it in his face!
There's always zip ties - the big ass ones - on the drive shaft. Makes non mechanical types freak out when they thing their car is going to fall apart.
I had a buddy that liked to pull pranks. So after he pulled a few on me, I just said bay backs a bitch and went out to his truck popped the hood and ran a wire from the brake light switch down to the horn. So every time he stepped on the brakes the horn would go off.
He had to go through town to get home. Lots of traffic lights. LOL
The next day when he got to work he just said you win how the fuck do I fix that?
I worked at this rental yard and the owners kid was a total beat-off. All he did was work the counter and could barley put gas in his car. No joke, the owner would have us put air in his tires, because he couldn't do it. Anyway, he was running his mouth one day and calling us "Dumb mechanics", so we -plotted revenge.
I jacked his car keys the day before and made a copy. We followed him and his girlfriend to the movies on that friday night and went to work. We rolled his windows half way down and then disconnected the wires to the switch and then my buddy pulled up in the his welding truck and welded his fuckin doors shut!!
We waited and killed an 18 pack and watched that little fuck try and open his doors for about an hour. He even tried to squeeze himself and his GF through the half open window!! It was soo funny. His dad finally showed up and saw what we did and flipped out!! haha
They had to call a tow truck and everything. The next day his dad went ape shit and made us fix everything. It was totally worth it and that little douche never even looked at us again.
My buddy left his car at my house one night after we went out drinking. It sat for two days in front of my house. I took a picture of it and put it on craigslist for $100, with his phone number. He said he got over a hundred calls. They came in so fast he couldnt even change his voicemail to say the car was sold. The as was only up for a half hour.
Next time I am putting his address.
Same buddy, we were partying at his house. I went into the pantry and took all the lables off the canned goods. His wife wasnt really happy about that one.
I put a bunch of marbles under the bedliner of my old shop foremans truck. Actually, I fucked with him a lot.
He was doing a headgasket on his truck, so the headpipe was sitting open. I pumped a few quarts of tranny fluid down the exhaust. I bet that thing still smokes.
We used to get the laundry guy to shorten his pants once in a while, or we would cut the seam of the ass in his pants. He hated me.
Forgot the classic - jack up someone's car, place blocks under the diff so as to keep the drive tires 1/8 inch or so off the ground. Dumb ass gets in, fires it up, puts er in gear - nothing.
My best mate is what you American's would call a Picker . He wheels and deals the swapmeets , fleamarkets and garage sales making his living .
He had tattooed on the insides of his wrists Caveat on the right and Emptor on the left . Caveat Emptor in Latin means "Let the buyer beware"
After he had them done as a prank I explained that the tattooist spelt Emptor wrong . A few blokes at the pub at the time went along with it (mostly out of ignorance) and that evening he went back to the Tattoo Studio to rip into the artist . After some heated words the artist(also a mate of mine) finally asked who told him such rubbish and when he found out it was me figured out it was a prank . So he played along for 10 minutes milking it out . That went fine until one of the customers pointed out that they were fluent in Latin , checked the tattoo's and exposed the prank ....
I have no idea what he's going to do to get back at me but I'm guessing it will be big .........
I was 'forced to leave' my first highschool due to numerous pranks, my final pranks involved a shit ton of super modeling glue. It started with the typical gluing coins to the ground and desks, moved up to gluing VCRs shut, desks, and rollable carts (holding TV and projectors) to the ground. One of those desks I ripped off the floor to see how hard it would be to take off and it took the floor tiles with it. Gluing the carts caused a few TVs to smash. And I even glued the study hall teacher to her rolly chair, she left to get the principal (because we wouldn't stop playing with a Mr.T yacback) it usually took her just over 5minutes to get him, so 4 minutes after she left I ran up covered her chair in glue, and she came back before it dried up. she rolled to the nurses office cut herself out and went home. I then decided to try and cause a day off, so I filled every classroom door keyhole with glue it was about 400 or so doors. The next morning the news announces our school was closed, and some local locksmith had a busy day. Oh and the school paid for the glue, I would just take it from my aviation class.
After all that the principal told my Ma that I would be better at a more regimented school, so to catholic school I went with my Ma telling me if i fucked up again it would be military school. The first thing I did when I got to the new school was buy a crap ton of gay pride stickers and put them on all the cars in the factually parking lot. that went over well.
The bike are definitely off limits but now I have some great ammo. At Thanksgiving she clogged my bathroom sink and poured in 43 gold fish. This was pay backs for me. A month earlier I spread honey on her toilet seat and moved her toilet paper to the other side of the bathroom. I also put honey on the sink handles. If that wasn't enough her cat actually was the one that got it as he jumped on the seat for a drink out of the bowl. He licked the fur off of his paws then used the litter box and jumped in her bed with litter adhered to the paws. She also told my sweet southern Momma that she put calf nuts in the turkey stuffing to pay me back so my Mom wouldn't eat my stuffing. My Mom was horrified as not only is she southern she is also Quaker.
Back when I was a youngin me and 6 friends two cats a pig and a cat raping rabbit named buster rented a house mainly to party at.Everyone who lived there was fuckin broke cause whe were just startin out.I worked down the road at a bakery and would bring home the day old donuts for everyone to eat.I was bored and fucked up so I decided to play a prank on my buddy mark for april 1.I bought about ten chocolate exlax bars and melted em down proper and dipped the plain donuts in it.He got back from work and proceeded to eat all of them and talking shit the whole time about no one would ever fuck with him cause he'd killem and this and that and Im just agreeing. This dudes no joke.Next day nuthin happened and Im like what the Fuck,THE next day the chick that owned the house took him out for his birthday at a local steakhouse,He told me as soon as they brought the prime rib out to him he felt a awful rumble like no other and barely made to the shitter where he spent the next two hours till he could go no mo.HOLY SHIT he was mad,I dig prankin
So here's one ya haven't listed..
Guy steps away from his car and his workmates get into his car and roll down the window, simple .
They take an appropriate amout of shattered glass and spll it around his door and a little on the seat...
Guy freaks out figuring that somebody smashed his window ( never bothers to check by rolling up )
when he gets to the auto glass shop he looks like a fuckin idiot lol
I work in restaurants/kitchens, so my pranks have to involve food. For instance 1) toilet water pancakes, 2) the fat that oozes out of hamburgers when cooked was collected and whipped into a chocolate mousse consistency and served, and my favorite (it sounds horrible but im really not that bad) was 3) decided to make my muslim coworkers a nice braised beef brisket that was seared off in bacon fat, with a bacon fat roux gravy ahh good times good times indeed
A good simple one... especially on the Ford truck is put some Long Wire Ties on the drive shaft. They will Raise Hell when the drive shaft turns and they hit the underside of the cab.
Another one we played with was Acetylene Bombs. Even a sandwich bag sounds like an M-80. (Take a torch, turn on the acetylene and give it a couple shots of Oxygen and zip the bag closed. A piece of masking tape works for a fuse!) I do not suggest doing this!
My dad told me about this one: One of the foremen he worked for was a real asshole, and had a bad habit of going out to his car to check on something (something like cocaine) and he would always forget his keys in his stingray. One of the times he does this a guy grabs the keys and doesn't give them back, the next morning the same guy showed up early and moved the vette into a construction site dumpster to hide it so the guy thought his car got stolen. When the foreman came in to work it wasn't the day for practical jokes, he had to hand out pink slips. One of the lift operators was one of the guys getting laid off and he got so pissed off he dumped several pallets of drywall into the dumpster on top of this guys brand new car. No one had the heart to tell him his car was under all the drywall, he was already pissed enough about the wasted materials.
ahh good times good times indeed
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