Why bitches so dumb

[poonslammer]

this bitch hangs up on me and has the nerve to call me rude?!?! are you serious? fuck this im goin downtown to get my dick sucked. BITCH!!!! why are they so dumb.

[xsjoel]

[michaelmartin]

Who's the lucky fella?

[Jeffy]

Hahaha its gotta just be springtime or something cuz this shit is running rampant. I've been having issues with my OL too.

[ksroger]

They can't help it!!!! Lol

[mrkil]

[gyro]

^^^^^^ AAAHHHH hahaahhahaha!!!!!!.... trippin

[2stroketim]

Handle her like I do my wife in these easy steps.

1. She starts bitchin. (Which is not very often)

2. I look at her with a blank expression on my face.

3. She keeps bitchin.

4. Blank expression. Turn around without saying a word, open another beer.

5. She keeps bithcin.

6. Maintain your blank expression. Walk right past her and out the door to the shop.

7. She'll keep bitchin.

8. When you think she's done, come back to the house. If she's still bitchin, see step 4.

9. Repeat as needed till she shuts the fuck up.

My point is, I guess, yelling and fighting don't do any good. My wife hates it when I ignore her when she's tryin to bitch about something. Soooo, she bitches, I ignore. She TALKS, and I listen. She still probably won't like my answer/solution/etc, but she sure as fuck doesn't bitch about it.

[Pendulum]

Handle her like I do my wife in these easy steps.

1. She starts bitchin. (Which is not very often)

2. I look at her with a blank expression on my face.

3. She keeps bitchin.

4. Blank expression. Turn around without saying a word, open another beer.

5. She keeps bithcin.

6. Maintain your blank expression. Walk right past her and out the door to the shop.

7. She'll keep bitchin.

8. When you think she's done, come back to the house. If she's still bitchin, see step 4.

9. Repeat as needed till she shuts the fuck up.

My point is, I guess, yelling and fighting don't do any good. My wife hates it when I ignore her when she's tryin to bitch about something. Soooo, she bitches, I ignore. She TALKS, and I listen. She still probably won't like my answer/solution/etc, but she sure as fuck doesn't bitch about it.

That's been my strategy for a few years now. My ex used to love to wait until I was climbing into bed to start her bitching, though. Fucking with me when I'm dead tired? No way bitch.

[744]

^^^^^^Thats fucking funny! And oh so true!!!

[jluck27]

Handle her like I do my wife in these easy steps.

1. She starts bitchin. (Which is not very often)

2. I look at her with a blank expression on my face.

3. She keeps bitchin.

4. Blank expression. Turn around without saying a word, open another beer.

5. She keeps bithcin.

6. Maintain your blank expression. Walk right past her and out the door to the shop.

7. She'll keep bitchin.

8. When you think she's done, come back to the house. If she's still bitchin, see step 4.

9. Repeat as needed till she shuts the fuck up.

My point is, I guess, yelling and fighting don't do any good. My wife hates it when I ignore her when she's tryin to bitch about something. Soooo, she bitches, I ignore. She TALKS, and I listen. She still probably won't like my answer/solution/etc, but she sure as fuck doesn't bitch about it.

This is the only way. We're biologically designed to open our mouths and dig the hole deeper, so the 1000 yard stare really is the best solution. And, you can get super fucked up repeating step 4 over and over.

[bonesxl1100]

Handle her like I do my wife in these easy steps.

1. She starts bitchin. (Which is not very often)

2. I look at her with a blank expression on my face.

3. She keeps bitchin.

4. Blank expression. Turn around without saying a word, open another beer.

5. She keeps bithcin.

6. Maintain your blank expression. Walk right past her and out the door to the shop.

7. She'll keep bitchin.

8. When you think she's done, come back to the house. If she's still bitchin, see step 4.

9. Repeat as needed till she shuts the fuck up.

My point is, I guess, yelling and fighting don't do any good. My wife hates it when I ignore her when she's tryin to bitch about something. Soooo, she bitches, I ignore. She TALKS, and I listen. She still probably won't like my answer/solution/etc, but she sure as fuck doesn't bitch about it.

man I wish i could do this. I just cant keep my mouth shut. I end up flipping out on her until she refuses to talk to me and then I end up feeling bad even if I know i was right. Im a bitch sometimes

[jluck27]

man I wish i could do this. I just cant keep my mouth shut. I end up flipping out on her until she refuses to talk to me and then I end up feeling bad even if I know i was right. Im a bitch sometimes

See above...

[Bandersnatch]

Seriously!?!?

When I ask "what's wrong"......I don't want the answer 6hours later after I roll over to go to sleep.
Answer the question when I ask it so we can solve this and get over it instead of lettin this damn silent treatment ruin my whole day.

Dammit.

I'm pretty sure I just quoted myself from another thread.
FN broads.

[Bandersnatch]

HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA AA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I've been gettin yelled at by my OL for everything for like the past 3 or 4 days.

She says cuz it's springtime all I think about is my bike and yayayayayaya.
Then just like ten minutes ago she hugs herself and says she's got cramps now.....

What a horrid bastard I've been. Jeez.