Junkpiler

[Guest]

"I eated the red berries......My tummy hurts" Ralph Wiggum - The Simpsons

[dok7997]

You ever pet a sea turtle?

[clp]

+2

[michaelmartin]

That isn't mustard.

[mrkil]

[NightMoves]

I dont buy it.

[Guest]

Anybody ever sneeze and shit there pants at the same time?

[beanhead78]

poo...

my wife keeps saying that. its like her new thing whats up withat shit?

[oldmansporty63]

got my patch, its a beeeeuuuuuuuttttteeeeeeee!

now, back to SOA

[pirate2876]

I inadvertently told the bank teller i need nipples instead of nickles. I had already been staring at her huge boobs and I know she caught my Freudian slip.

[Hooligan80]

Got the title for my bike today! Still need to go pick up the bike itself though,haha

[clp]

Got the title for my bike today! Still need to go pick up the bike itself though,haha

Did you get it local?

[Hooligan80]

Did you get it local?

Sand Diego, a little over 2 hours from where I'm at.

[ksroger]

[Guest]

It's Now Official

Got home from work this evening, nearly 3 hrs late, walking up the steps, I see there's mail in the mailbox, first thought was damn roomie didn't even check the mail, I got important ChopCult shit supposed to be on the way, damn him! Then I thought, eh probably just more fuckin bills, I pull them out and as I did I see "THANKS - Bill" on the back of one of the two envelopes. I literally jumped for joy, and yelled WOOHOO right there on my porch! My shitty long, late day of drilling, was instantly turned much brighter, like a magical unicorn appeared on my porch and swept all my cares away. I proceeded into the house and started sewin them bad mutherfuckers on, well I got one sewed on, my hand gave out on me, and unlike spankin it, sewing requires greater dexterity, so switching hands was out, and I damn sure wasnt gaining a stroke,.......I mean stitch.
I'll sew it on in the morning, if I have time before work. Oh and, Thanks Bill, Halwade, and all you other Biltwell / ChopCult folks that likely don't get thanked enough for all the shit you do to make all this shit even possible, for the extra stickers, I didnt have any Biltwell ones yet.
JUNKPILER !