"I eated the red berries......My tummy hurts" Ralph Wiggum - The Simpsons
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I inadvertently told the bank teller i need nipples instead of nickles. I had already been staring at her huge boobs and I know she caught my Freudian slip.Comment
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It's Now Official
Got home from work this evening, nearly 3 hrs late, walking up the steps, I see there's mail in the mailbox, first thought was damn roomie didn't even check the mail, I got important ChopCult shit supposed to be on the way, damn him! Then I thought, eh probably just more fuckin bills, I pull them out and as I did I see "THANKS - Bill" on the back of one of the two envelopes. I literally jumped for joy, and yelled WOOHOO right there on my porch! My shitty long, late day of drilling, was instantly turned much brighter, like a magical unicorn appeared on my porch and swept all my cares away. I proceeded into the house and started sewin them bad mutherfuckers on, well I got one sewed on, my hand gave out on me, and unlike spankin it, sewing requires greater dexterity, so switching hands was out, and I damn sure wasnt gaining a stroke,.......I mean stitch.
I'll sew it on in the morning, if I have time before work. Oh and, Thanks Bill, Halwade, and all you other Biltwell / ChopCult folks that likely don't get thanked enough for all the shit you do to make all this shit even possible, for the extra stickers, I didnt have any Biltwell ones yet.
JUNKPILER !Last edited by Guest; 03-16-2012, 9:57 PM.Comment
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