|
Uh.. it's pretty obvious isn't it?..
Those are Nigerian princes. Due to social unrest in their country sparked by rival warlords, they have had their penises amputated and affixed into their mouths, and are being forced to mule bricks of pure heroin across the border on their heads while disguised as women. Loaves of bread have been adhered to one prince's chest to lend credence to their disquise, and provide an alibi, while diverting unwanted attention away from the heroin.
Because of their terrible fate, they need to move their large fortunes out of their own country to keep it from falling into the hands of those rival factions... This is where you come in. They need you to email your bank account information to them so they can wire their vast riches to your account here in the US for safe keeping until they can make their escape and flee to the United States. When they arrive here in the US to claim their sheltered wealth, they will allow you to retain a sum of $5,000.00 american dollars as compensation for your efforts.
.
Last edited by AngryJohnny; 02-29-2012 at 2:44 PM.
Reason: ..to enhance punctuation...
|
Linear Mode
