The Bacon Run- March 24-25 2012

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  • CRFyou
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 5468

    The Bacon Run- March 24-25 2012

    Boo yes! The ride that was conceived in a bar is now mega real.

    We will be giving away bacon schwag, regular schwag, and Zombie Performance made some custom 1" bars for this very show. Thanks Steffan Xavier Zombie! I really appreciate it!

    The bars are called Zombie Bacon and you stand a very good chance of winning them. You need to at least start the ride at the Long Beach rally point.

    I'm reserving camping spots. To make sure we reserve the proper amount, please paypal $13.33 to; [email protected] and include your Chop Cult name in the notes.

    This will give me an accurate count so I can add more spots as we get committed recruits. There's 6 oily studs per spot. So far I have reserved 3.

    There's a jacuzzi so bring a thong or skimpy boy shorts if you're down to get wet. Girls are encouraged to attend. Jacuzzi participation is mandatory for all female recruits.

    I'm pretty sure I'll have the Bacon Bus following behind with tools, fuel, and pork. It looks a lot like the Wuss Ride van from SCR 3, but it's the Bacon Bus.

    The chest hair combing contest should get interesting! Daddy likes it when you comb your chest hair.








    Last edited by CRFyou; 03-21-2012, 10:48 AM.
  • CRFyou
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 5468

    #2
    Oh yeah...

    We are camping at the Ocean Mesa Campground.

    Enjoy family getaways in spacious RV and tent sites on the Santa Barbara Coast with an outdoor pool, food service, a market, movie nights, and fun activities.


    Act mellow. I told them we're an olde tyme vintage motorbike clube.

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    • interstatejoe
      Senior Member
      • Jul 2011
      • 548

      #3
      There Will Be Bacon!!!!!!!!!

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      • atomrotten
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 1872

        #4
        I guess that cuts me from going then lol.

        Originally posted by CRFyou
        Oh yeah...

        We are camping at the Ocean Mesa Campground.

        Enjoy family getaways in spacious RV and tent sites on the Santa Barbara Coast with an outdoor pool, food service, a market, movie nights, and fun activities.


        Act mellow. I told them we're an olde tyme vintage motorbike clube.

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        • Allen
          • Apr 2024

          #5
          Atom, just wear your bow-tie and knickers, mate!

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          • jluck27
            Senior Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 1054

            #6
            Lets do this

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            • CRFyou
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 5468

              #7
              Originally posted by atomrotten
              I guess that cuts me from going then lol.
              It was more of a; Act mellow on the way in to trick them, sort of thing.

              Like, ride with good back posture and smile a big smile at the entrance. Maybe give an over enthusiastic wave...

              Then once we're inside the compound, it's hot guy on guy action the whole time.

              We will hardly sleep.

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              • jluck27
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 1054

                #8
                Originally posted by CRFyou
                It was more of a; Act mellow on the way in to trick them, sort of thing.

                Like, ride with good back posture and smile a big smile at the entrance. Maybe give an over enthusiastic wave...

                Then once we're inside the compound, it's hot guy on guy action the whole time.

                We will hardly sleep.
                Bacon Grease wrestling?

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                • interstatejoe
                  Senior Member
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 548

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jluck27
                  Bacon Grease wrestling?
                  We've requested that the campground drain the jacuzzi and fill it with bacon drippings.

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                  • Jesse13
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 728

                    #10
                    Can't wait

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                    • pirate2876
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 785

                      #11
                      It's on! I'm in for sure.

                      This is a BYOB(bring your own bacon) event correct?

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                      • jluck27
                        Senior Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 1054

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pirate2876
                        It's on! I'm in for sure.

                        This is a BYOB(bring your own bacon) event correct?
                        [Bring Your Own Bacon - Be Your Own Boy-toy...it's all good

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                        • pirate2876
                          Senior Member
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 785

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jluck27
                          [Bring Your Own Bacon - Be Your Own Boy-toy...it's all good
                          You read my mind. You get to go the front of the line.

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                          • CRFyou
                            Senior Member
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 5468

                            #14
                            We'll have some bacon and pork products, but if people brought some, I'm sure that would help.

                            I'll be baking chocolate chip cookies with a dubious white frosting. You guys will eat them blind folded while I take pictures.

                            You can all have copies after I get them back from the film lab at Thrifty's.

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                            • jluck27
                              Senior Member
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 1054

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CRFyou
                              We'll have some bacon and pork products, but if people brought some, I'm sure that would help.

                              I'll be baking chocolate chip cookies with a dubious white frosting. You guys will eat them blind folded while I take pictures.

                              You can all have copies after I get them back from the film lab at Thrifty's.
                              Great, we're all getting fired! I guess it's back to hanging out at the jr. high with my dad.

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