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    Default The Bacon Run- March 24-25 2012

    Boo yes! The ride that was conceived in a bar is now mega real.

    We will be giving away bacon schwag, regular schwag, and Zombie Performance made some custom 1" bars for this very show. Thanks Steffan Xavier Zombie! I really appreciate it!

    The bars are called Zombie Bacon and you stand a very good chance of winning them. You need to at least start the ride at the Long Beach rally point.

    I'm reserving camping spots. To make sure we reserve the proper amount, please paypal $13.33 to; bwildvank@gmail.com and include your Chop Cult name in the notes.

    This will give me an accurate count so I can add more spots as we get committed recruits. There's 6 oily studs per spot. So far I have reserved 3.

    There's a jacuzzi so bring a thong or skimpy boy shorts if you're down to get wet. Girls are encouraged to attend. Jacuzzi participation is mandatory for all female recruits.

    I'm pretty sure I'll have the Bacon Bus following behind with tools, fuel, and pork. It looks a lot like the Wuss Ride van from SCR 3, but it's the Bacon Bus.

    The chest hair combing contest should get interesting! Daddy likes it when you comb your chest hair.








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    Oh yeah...

    We are camping at the Ocean Mesa Campground.

    http://www.oceanmesa.com/

    Act mellow. I told them we're an olde tyme vintage motorbike clube.

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    There Will Be Bacon!!!!!!!!!

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    I guess that cuts me from going then lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by CRFyou View Post
    Oh yeah...

    We are camping at the Ocean Mesa Campground.

    http://www.oceanmesa.com/

    Act mellow. I told them we're an olde tyme vintage motorbike clube.

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    Atom, just wear your bow-tie and knickers, mate!

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    Lets do this

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    Quote Originally Posted by atomrotten View Post
    I guess that cuts me from going then lol.
    It was more of a; Act mellow on the way in to trick them, sort of thing.

    Like, ride with good back posture and smile a big smile at the entrance. Maybe give an over enthusiastic wave...

    Then once we're inside the compound, it's hot guy on guy action the whole time.

    We will hardly sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRFyou View Post
    It was more of a; Act mellow on the way in to trick them, sort of thing.

    Like, ride with good back posture and smile a big smile at the entrance. Maybe give an over enthusiastic wave...

    Then once we're inside the compound, it's hot guy on guy action the whole time.

    We will hardly sleep.
    Bacon Grease wrestling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jluck27 View Post
    Bacon Grease wrestling?
    We've requested that the campground drain the jacuzzi and fill it with bacon drippings.

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    Can't wait

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    It's on! I'm in for sure.

    This is a BYOB(bring your own bacon) event correct?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirate2876 View Post
    It's on! I'm in for sure.

    This is a BYOB(bring your own bacon) event correct?
    [Bring Your Own Bacon - Be Your Own Boy-toy...it's all good

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    Quote Originally Posted by jluck27 View Post
    [Bring Your Own Bacon - Be Your Own Boy-toy...it's all good
    You read my mind. You get to go the front of the line.

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    We'll have some bacon and pork products, but if people brought some, I'm sure that would help.

    I'll be baking chocolate chip cookies with a dubious white frosting. You guys will eat them blind folded while I take pictures.

    You can all have copies after I get them back from the film lab at Thrifty's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRFyou View Post
    We'll have some bacon and pork products, but if people brought some, I'm sure that would help.

    I'll be baking chocolate chip cookies with a dubious white frosting. You guys will eat them blind folded while I take pictures.

    You can all have copies after I get them back from the film lab at Thrifty's.
    Great, we're all getting fired! I guess it's back to hanging out at the jr. high with my dad.

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    Scoring more bacon shwag to giveaway. Still trying to come up with bacon related game ideas.

    Zombie Bacon Bars will go to the winner of the Po(R)ker Run, which will begin at the Long Beach rally point & open to all recruits whether carnivore, pescatarian, vegetarian, vegan... but I'd like to suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion.


    Let the Bacon Battle Royal begin over this bacon wrapped jewel of a prize!
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    Bacon related you say well then I will start preping the Bacon Vodka yes I said bacon vodka

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    Quote Originally Posted by fish433 View Post
    Bacon related you say well then I will start preping the Bacon Vodka yes I said bacon vodka
    Fuck yes!

    This will go great with my edible bacon thong I'm wearing on the ride!

    It should be fully cured and ready to eat by the time we get there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRFyou View Post
    Fuck yes!

    This will go great with my edible bacon thong I'm wearing on the ride!

    It should be fully cured and ready to eat by the time we get there.
    MMM... ballsack cured bacon..

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirate2876 View Post
    MMM... ballsack cured bacon..
    There's another kind?

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