Boo yes! The ride that was conceived in a bar is now mega real.
We will be giving away bacon schwag, regular schwag, and Zombie Performance made some custom 1" bars for this very show. Thanks Steffan Xavier Zombie! I really appreciate it!
The bars are called Zombie Bacon and you stand a very good chance of winning them. You need to at least start the ride at the Long Beach rally point.
I'm reserving camping spots. To make sure we reserve the proper amount, please paypal $13.33 to; email@example.com
and include your Chop Cult name in the notes.
This will give me an accurate count so I can add more spots as we get committed recruits. There's 6 oily studs per spot. So far I have reserved 3.
There's a jacuzzi so bring a thong or skimpy boy shorts if you're down to get wet. Girls are encouraged to attend. Jacuzzi participation is mandatory for all female recruits.
I'm pretty sure I'll have the Bacon Bus following behind with tools, fuel, and pork. It looks a lot like the Wuss Ride van from SCR 3, but it's the Bacon Bus.
The chest hair combing contest should get interesting! Daddy likes it when you comb your chest hair.