Hijack this thread!

My fridge is stocked full of bacony goodness that should have gone on the bacon run but in-laws down from Canada made that not happen, made 4 bacony types of pizza for starters, wrapped apples onto spiced sausage from the butcher with bacon and grilled that shit, and a good part of a tri-tip marinated in maple syrup (flown in from Canada) based stuff I made up and wrapped in bacon. I cut my finger and you know what it didn't bleed green, it bled blue.

ADD?
I was supposed to be painting my fender in the garage...

When I came in after an hour and a half, to grab another beer, my wife called me out saying

"I dare you to tell me what you were doing out there. I bet you haven't even started painting."

I had not. I made two new shift knobs after organizing the garage.

God damn wife's breast pump is gonna drive me nuts soon.... BRRRRT. BRRRRRT. BRRRRRT BURRRRRRRRRRA BURRRRRRRRRA. Go wake the kid up and stick them things in his mouth already!

road trip>

Sea monster on south carolina beach,what do you think it is?

Originally Posted by dazegoneby

Sea monster on south carolina beach,what do you think it is?

Rosie O'donnell?

swamp crotch? no apparently she pissed herself according to a friend that was at the show.

wurd

anus's are weird

cnpbg-2910504305@sale.craigslist.org

Originally Posted by mrkil

swamp crotch? no apparently she pissed herself according to a friend that was at the show.

who is that? someone relevant?

Originally Posted by TXLucky

Got a PS3 for xmas and I'm amazed at how much that damn game computer can do. The Uncharted series looks amazing! I just beat the second one and am playing through it again because I can't put it down.

The same studio is coming out with a game called The Last of Us. It's a post-apocalyptic game... without zombies. Whoda thunk it? it's supposed to be fuckin' badass. I'm thinking about trading my Sexbox just for the Uncharted series.

Originally Posted by Skyhigh88

who is that? someone relevant?

I think thats Fergie (spl) from the black eyed peas.

Its gangster. She's still hot. Who hasn't peed themselves? "Youre not cool unless you pee your pants."

Two condoms are walking down the street when they pass a gay bar. One says to the other "Hey, you wanna go in and get shit faced?"

Originally Posted by brach77

I think thats Fergie (spl) from the black eyed peas.

Yah right???? She's banging, not so much there if truly is. Wow...she raps now?

Originally Posted by Skyhigh88

Yah right???? She's banging, not so much there if truly is. Wow...she raps now?

so true.
http://www.spinner.com/2009/11/10/fe...ants-on-stage/