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    How do I get this rash off my nuts?

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    I wear a size Large in some shirts but an XL in others. Sometimes I wear a size 10.5 in shoes and then other times a 9.5 fits just as good. Why can't every fucking clothing company have the same size shit??? WHAAAT THEEEE FUUUUCK???!??!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by imaloser View Post
    How do I get this rash off my nuts?
    A stick!!!

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    The cat's head smashed into my boot three times today.......Hasn't moved in a while......stupid cat

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    After eating a gigantic plate of homemade nachos last night, my butt wont stop making a fist.

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    27 pages of procrastination. FUCK, i got shit to do.

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    yesterday i jayed off early in the day. then in the early afternoon my chick came home horny.

    but i was in the garage working on a bike, so i blew her off.

    then i boned her on the couch last night when my hornyness recovered from my jay off.

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    She hasn't moved since I posted...poked her with a stick but she didn't move........I wonder if the wife will notice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickboyd View Post
    She hasn't moved since I posted...poked her with a stick but she didn't move........I wonder if the wife will notice?
    I gotcha. Get to work
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmRTjLRMfU

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    Man I left my two year old on the toilet for ONE MINUTE alone.....................there is poop everywhere.

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    i should be in the shop....

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    I could kill a motherfucker for a corndog right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clp View Post
    i should be in the shop....
    Switchin tanks in the shop right now. Either this beer is awesome or I better open a window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickboyd View Post
    She hasn't moved since I posted...poked her with a stick but she didn't move........I wonder if the wife will notice?
    i once had a cat die while giving birth on my bed in the middle of the night. it was pretty sad. my daughter was only a few months old so i had that whole, giving life is a wonderful thing going on.

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    So I catch hell when the ol lady gets home and while she's bustin my chops I look down and the fuckin cat is sittin there cleanin herself.....stupid cat.....I really hate that cat.......

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    GET OFF MY LAWN!
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    After a day of going cross eyed, typing and editing my story for the writing contest, it feels good to be back in the Junk Pile, where I belong.

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    still shitting liquid

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    I don't care what anybody says. I make some bad ass exhausts!!

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    Meatloaf with an abscess

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