Thread: Hijack this thread!
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02-13-2012 #261Senior Member
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How do I get this rash off my nuts?
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02-13-2012 #262Senior Member
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I wear a size Large in some shirts but an XL in others. Sometimes I wear a size 10.5 in shoes and then other times a 9.5 fits just as good. Why can't every fucking clothing company have the same size shit??? WHAAAT THEEEE FUUUUCK???!??!?!?
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02-13-2012 #263Senior Member
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A stick!!!
Originally Posted by imaloser
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02-13-2012 #264Senior Member
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The cat's head smashed into my boot three times today.......Hasn't moved in a while......stupid cat
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02-13-2012 #265gonzoguiltGuest
After eating a gigantic plate of homemade nachos last night, my butt wont stop making a fist.
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02-13-2012 #266Senior Member
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27 pages of procrastination. FUCK, i got shit to do.
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02-13-2012 #267Senior Member
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yesterday i jayed off early in the day. then in the early afternoon my chick came home horny.
but i was in the garage working on a bike, so i blew her off.
then i boned her on the couch last night when my hornyness recovered from my jay off.
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02-13-2012 #268Senior Member
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She hasn't moved since I posted...poked her with a stick but she didn't move........I wonder if the wife will notice?
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02-13-2012 #269Senior Member
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I gotcha. Get to work Originally Posted by rickboyd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmRTjLRMfU
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02-13-2012 #270Senior Member
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Man I left my two year old on the toilet for ONE MINUTE alone.....................there is poop everywhere.
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02-13-2012 #271Senior Member
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i should be in the shop....
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02-13-2012 #272Senior Member
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I could kill a motherfucker for a corndog right now.
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02-13-2012 #273Senior Member
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Switchin tanks in the shop right now. Either this beer is awesome or I better open a window. Originally Posted by clp
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02-14-2012 #274Senior Member
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i once had a cat die while giving birth on my bed in the middle of the night. it was pretty sad. my daughter was only a few months old so i had that whole, giving life is a wonderful thing going on. Originally Posted by rickboyd
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02-14-2012 #275Senior Member
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So I catch hell when the ol lady gets home and while she's bustin my chops I look down and the fuckin cat is sittin there cleanin herself.....stupid cat.....I really hate that cat.......
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02-14-2012 #276Senior Member
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GET OFF MY LAWN!
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02-14-2012 #277starwolfGuest
After a day of going cross eyed, typing and editing my story for the writing contest, it feels good to be back in the Junk Pile, where I belong.
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02-14-2012 #278Senior Member
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still shitting liquid
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02-16-2012 #279Senior Member
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I don't care what anybody says. I make some bad ass exhausts!!
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02-16-2012 #280Senior Member
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Meatloaf with an abscess
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